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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 284
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dead varterral, broken nose, a conversation that includes Zevran and Isabela
Notes: Turning from the brutal dangers of ancient Elvhenan to the delightful dangers of Antiva.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 283
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Spider guts, canon-typical violence, CORMAC NO
Notes: More elves, and the return of an ancient elven horror.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 282
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Isabela talks, Theron isn't much of an improvement
Notes: Herein begins a quest to find a certain elven assassin of certain notoriety.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 281
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children, sibling rivalry, a discussion of corsetry
Notes: Varania is reunited with her elflets. Cormac is there to make everything comedic and horrifying.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 280
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children, brotherly love, lots of drool, Artemis is not happy with this situation
Notes: Little elfy drool-beasts. One amused Hawke. One distressed Hawke. Fenris making spooked cat faces.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 279
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: "Welcome to Kirkwall. I envy those of you who didn't understand a word of that."
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 278
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: Anders is nobody's master, but none of them quite believe that.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 277
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: An abundance of elves move into a dilapidated, haunted estate. What could go wrong?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 276
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Elthina ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elthina talks, some of the shipment isn't furniture
Notes: Sebastian tries to get the Grand Cleric out of Kirkwall. A shipment from Tevinter finally arrives.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 275
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Anders ♂, Leliana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Inappropriate flirtation, politics, canon-typical violence
Notes: Politics, politics, and wild parties some people are sorry they missed, even as others are grateful.
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