Apr 282025
 

Title: Shitpost Venus
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers
Rating: M N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: There's cloth in most of the right places, but not all of them
Notes: You saw this coming. You had to have seen this coming. Shit, I had to make sure I hadn't done it before. Anyway, yes, I did spend two days staring at Botticelli's Birth of Venus for this one, and no, it's not The Same, for a lot of reasons, not least the eggshell. (But, I spent way too long capturing that mostly vacant expression.)
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Apr 172025
 

Title: The Prophet's Ashes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt. He's not actually naked, the fire's just in the way of the loincloth.
Notes: Easter? Necromancy? Oh, you know where this is going! Fen'Din makes an attempt on the supposed ashes of Andraste. (As we've joked in the past, if all those ashes were Andraste, she must've been a dragon.) For Kye, because NYAAA, which is absolutely a reason.
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Apr 102025
 

Title: Easter Egg(head)
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Hafidha Gates
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bad lighting?
Notes: There's another Langly one, later this month, that will… not explain this at all, but will at least complement it. IDFK, I got a bug about cyberpunk Easter. Y'all lucky there's only two of these…
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Apr 082025
 

Title: Don't Let Anton Catch You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One magical bear, no shirt, a lot of leg
Notes: Cormac, for the Secret Companion, juggling the painted eggs of some sort of mid-sized draconid. Anton, the dragon-loving brother, would not be amused.
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Apr 072025
 

Title: Working Man vs Non-Working Parts
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dweeb.
Notes: Well, this month's poll came up tied Vexation with Manhammer Does Thedas, from which I could only determine y'all were just thirsty for Langly. I went with Vex, because I had some stupid ideas that came out poorly. But, this one's pretty solid! :D

I'm pretty sure we've all had that moment where you're in the middle of a build and you absolutely have four of those things, and … none of them are compatible.
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