Jul 152024
 

Title: Deadly Things
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Mairyah
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A goddess in a tiny bikini
Notes: I actually wanted a swarm of locusts for this, but I had to go with a giant praying mantis, instead. *shrugs* She's still a god of insects. I'm pretty sure that was originally meant, as I stretch back through twenty-something years of my memory without any g-d- notes, to cover carrion-eating bugs and grave worms, but the portfolio item is 'insects'. So, here, have a praying mantis.

Signs I'm gay: It's a hot chick with a large bomb and I'm sitting here justifying a bug. *laughs*
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Jul 092024
 

Title: The First Acolyte
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: The Architect
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dude
Notes: We have all known him after his ill-fated journey to the Black City, and usually, I go for a look just before that — the High Priest. But, before one becomes the High Priest, is one not the First Acolyte? A little further back. The Architect as a very young man, for the Secret Companion.
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Jul 082024
 

Title: Memory Beneath the Moon
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Kafziel
Rating: M ( L0 N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nude dude moonbathing
Notes: The Lord of Remembrance, he of Solitude and Sorrow, is a being of energy and has no need for pants. Or maybe he's just trying to make a memory, amid his quest to regain the ones he's lost.
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Jul 012024
 

Title: The Lords of Chaos
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Mihr , Dahak
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A very short skirt, a scantily-clad barbarian
Notes: Somehow, 3/3 people who voted in the last poll all picked Golgothan Gods, again. So, here's more of these guys.

You met Mihr, the Lady of Love, last month. Her arrows fly true, and few struck with them needed this complication in their lives.

Carrying her off is Dahak, the Lord of Frenzy, god of barbarians, rage, and mass destruction. Once he was a hunter, then a warlord, leading the armies of the plain. Then he went on vacation and got stuck in this shithole plane, and after a good thousand-year sulk, took up convincing the locals to wreak havoc as a form of entertainment.
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Jun 272024
 

Title: As Strange As You Are
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Memeth
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: … Perhaps the oddest warning I've written yet, 'scantily-clad drider'. If you spook at spiders, don't open this one.
Notes: Here is Memeth, the Ever-Changing, the Lady of Resurrections, proud and unyielding, subject only to her own whims. 
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Jun 242024
 

Title: Love and Havoc for All
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Mihr
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Mihr, the goddess of love, ends battles with a flurry of her arrows. Which… cause the combatants to fall hopelessly in love with the first thing they see.  Often, that's whoever is on the other end of a sword, but sometimes it's not. And not everyone is looking back at the person looking at them. Mihr grants eternal love! And it's your problem, now.
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Jun 202024
 

Title: Forbidden Honey
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Exposed man-tiddy. Also, bees.
Notes: He's the keeper of the bees / He'll put your mind at ease / The spirits have been pleased / Back by popular demand…

Fen'Din for Kye, with apologies to Warren Zevon.
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Jun 172024
 

Title: Pure Water
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Voeil
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A lot of bare torso
Notes: Voeil, the Lady of Purity and Truth, has a lot of shit going on for a goddess that was never actually used, in game. For one, she's absolutely not a conventionally-attractive human woman, she's an eldritch horror pretending to be one. Only those who find truth see her as she truly is, and not as she appears. 
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