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Title: Zahvan T'Masu
Co-author: 
diane_kepler
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: T'Nis, Starek
Rating: T
Warnings: Implications.
Notes: Starek arrives at the house in the desert, meets his dinner companions, meets his bedroom, does not interact with both at the same time.
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Title: Zahvan T'Masu
Co-author: diane_kepler
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: T'Nis, Starek
Rating: T
Warnings: Ramblings on the nature of beauty, implications of and requests for future acts of a sexual nature
Notes: T'Nis meets with Starek to ask a favour… (This is the fic I've been writing with DK for the last week or so. I should probably apologise for generating eleven posts in less than 24 hours, but I know that Sterling Carter's the only one who's got this place on RSS, so… uh… I owe you blowjobs? Again?)
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Title: Theme Songs!
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Sulu, Chekov, Scotty, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk opens his mouth. Spock finds Uhura fascinating.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. OP wanted some theme songs for crew members. I filled in the blanks.
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Title:Â Mr. Natural says, 'Go Fuck Yourself!'
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Dude, I've got an expletive in the title. Srsly.
Notes:Â I saw this prompt, and I COULD NOT RESIST. Mr. Natural was the correct answer, in my sick and twisted mind.
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Title:Â Too Lazy To Move
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: M
Warnings:Â Language and implications
Notes:Â Another one for the crackmeme: Post-coital snuggling. It's short, but I think it gets the point across. Also, I reflexively started this in Vulcan, before I realised it needed to be in English.
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Title: Mouse!
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, Uhura, McCoy, Sulu, Chekov, Chapel
Rating: T
Warnings: CRACK. Kirk uses a few expletives.
Notes: Another one for the crackmeme. Somebody asked for a mouse on the bridge. I delivered.
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Title:Â Chocolate on the Bridge
Fandom:Â ST (TOS-era)
Characters:Â Starek, D'nila, Merendeth, Stavret
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Intoxicants, jokes about Orions
Notes:Â I'm in the middle of an RP, in which this story might becomre relevant. Figured I should write it before I go say something self-contradictory. Also, Stavret and Starek are not brothers — they're best friends — but they're the only two Romulans on the ship.
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Title:Â Implosion
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Disturbing imagery
Notes:Â Anonymouse wanted dead-eyed, crying Spock. I'm a little too good at those sorts of things, so I took it.
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Title:Â But, I See You've Won First Prize
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Scotty, Kirk, Spock
Rating: M?
Warnings:Â Non-sexual wang, pure crack
Notes:Â I was ASTOUNDED that this hadn't already been done in ELEVEN INSTALMENTS of the damned kinkmeme. Dude, HE WEARS A FUCKIN' KILT. It's CANON — TOS canon, anyway.
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Title:Â Wakrubaya t'kahr'y'tan (The Evolution of Vulcan Philosophy)
Fandom:Â Star Trek (TOS)
Characters:Â None (Although it's attributed to Commander Starek)
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Wrote this one in the middle of a debate on linguistics in an RP scene. My OC is a Romulan commander, posing as a Vulcan, and he is rather passionate about what he considers to be the deterioration of the Vulcan language. With this poem, he tries to make a point about methods of managing the path of a story in poetic expression. (Shut up, I'm a goddamn nerd.)
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