Jun 242025
 

Title: Somebody In This Family Had To Be the Straight One
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V1 D1 )
Warnings: No shirt, some side-butt
Notes: For our Badger, here's Carver, ready to throw hands over his gayest brother's honour. The bisexuals can fend for themselves, though.
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Jun 232025
 

Title: It's Not Bisexuality If It's Mind Control
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Boxers, socks, and necktie
Notes: He'd never once have thought it, if it wasn't for that one time with the psychic (and psycho, if you want Langly's opinion) ex. But, she did, and then he did, and every once in a while, he considers it again. Langly is not drunk enough for Byers's drama-soluble heterosexuality.
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Jun 212025
 

Title: A Righteous Man
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: For I don't even know how many years, I've been trying to work up a Samson I'm happy with. Fuckin' success, at last. Obviously, before the red lyrium. Probably about twenty years before. It'll be easier to do the damage, now that I have something to work from.

i blame this entirely on an old friend who dropped a smokin' hot samson sketch in my lap, earlier this week, forcing me to retaliate
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Jun 172025
 

Title: Not the First, Maybe the Last, Definitely the Gayest
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: The Architect
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: some side-chest. It's less about what and more about how
Notes: For the Secret Companion, the Architect of the Works of Beauty, being outrageously gay about it.
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Jun 162025
 

Title: J Edgar Becomes a Perpetual Motion Turbine in His Grave
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Dan Brady
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Gay superman, but with less bodysuit and more necktie. Nothing you wouldn't see at the beach
Notes: Birb and I were joking he must have gotten called into work in the middle of a Pride parade, because there's no way in hell he'd be caught dead in that within forty blocks of the Hoover building otherwise.
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