Title: Off to a Precarious Start
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Some surprisingly tasteful lingerie, a bottle of wine, and broken Christmas ornaments
Notes: Artie's just going to take a minute (and a drink) before he tries that again. That and someone with shoes has to get a dustpan.
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Title: A Taste of Snow
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Surprisingly dressed, considering this season, but also in drag
Notes: *shrugs* Mages. They don't get out much. I don't remember who tf suggested this one, but it was a good one.
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Title: The Inevitability of Murder and Crows
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless assassin making a snowman stab another snowman
Notes: How tired am I? Tired enough that this was funny. Greetings from somewhere that's absolutely not Antiva.
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Title: At Least It Wasn't a Lamppost
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless demonstration of why we don't lick frozen things in winter
Notes: Somewhere, Izzy's laughing and Alistair's tongue tingles at the sound…
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Title: The Difference Between Shield and Barrier
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shorts and shirtless in the snow
Notes: … is that shield lets you cheat at snowball fights like the bastard you are, but barrier doesn't let you throw out through it.
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Title: For They're Getting Dull…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A whole lot of inner thigh and frilly underthings.
Notes: It's Artemis. At least there's not wine in the bottle. I wonder if you can mage-wax metal…
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Title: Merry ChristMOOSE
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some chest, a little leg
Notes: One there was a Fereldan Badger who wanted to pet a Frostback Moose. Well, that wasn't going to happen, so here's not-so-jolly Saint Frick riding the Christmoose. I got nothing, man. Don't look at me.
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Title: Flocking Around
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: An elf in a thong
Notes: Certain parties suggested Christmas doves, and who better to put with them than a certain Crow?
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Title: Here Comes Dragon Claus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One rogue, featuring underbutt and a bucket of raw meat
Notes: 'And they say, when the snow comes to Kirkwall, Lord Dog goes up to the Bone Pit with fresh meat for all the good dragonlings!'
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Title: A Very Beary Christmas [07/25]
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A scantily-clad magical bear with two other less-magical bears
Notes: It's Cormac. It's Advent. You knew this was coming.
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