Title: A Not-So Decorative Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen Rutherford ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Two gentlemen defending themselves against the attack goose. Also giant fake spiders.
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE JUST WON'T STOP, now with Anton and Cullen thwarted in their party decorating by a horrible goose, for Tina! (Fake spiders. Totally fake spiders.)
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Title: The Goose of Vases
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mage in a skimpy maid outfit, waving a feather duster at a goose
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE GOES ON this time with Artemis trying to keep a horrible goose from smashing any more vases, for Anda.
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Title: Honouring Forgotten Gods
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: The halla is the smartest one in the cave. That is a fact. That is just how it is.
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Title: Sword-Stealing Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A Templar in a towel
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE CONTINUES with horrible goose #2 stealing Peryn's sword, for Earl!
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Title: The Bubbles Are a Must
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂, Will Tucker ♂
Rating: M ( L0 N2 S3 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two dudes in a bubble bath
Notes: So, the last AG scene with these two dorks ended in promises of a bubble bath. Thus, this is AG canon. :P
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Title: Skirt Stealing Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: A mage in a short skirt, a goose being threatened
Notes: It is a spoopy night in Thedas, and you are a horrible goose. MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE BEGINS with Artemis fending off one (1) horrible goose, for Kitta.
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Title: Whispers From the Ancient Depths
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: You see this halla? This halla has the right idea. Nope the fuck out when the well starts talking. But, some people still have some reverence for ancient gods, and might just do what they ask…
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Title: A Forgotten Place Rediscovered
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: Manhammer and his trusty Halla have discovered the remains of some centuries-old elven shrine, deep in a cave. What will they find, there?
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Title: A Bit Ratty
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A loincloth, two rats, and not much else
Notes: For Earl, everyone's favourite elven necromancer, and his zombie-rats.
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Title: Don't Let the Chantry Fool You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, drawn sword
Notes: Andraste was a mage. Or so Manhammer's people say…
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