Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 63
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: M (L2 N1 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Non-consensual human origami and other acts of violence, combustible levels of stress, Anders is not ok, mind control, red lyrium
Notes: Weaponised dog farts. Varric finds Bartrand. Abject mayhem all around.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 62
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Don't force magic the elf, improper uses for floor wax, accidental injury, wow damn you can say that in Latin
Notes: Cormac is a sweetheart. Artemis, however, is kind of an asshole. This is not the way that's supposed to work, I'm sure of it.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 61
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, MAGE RIGHTS
Notes: A serial killer in Kirkwall. Conversations on the nature of magic and Kinloch Hold.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 60
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Wow damn you can say that in Latin, buggery, zero relationship skills, the internet is for porn, gesticulating with dildo
Notes: Dear Fenris: Your head should not be among the things that go up your ass. Please see to that.
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Title: With Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: "TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT" *dies laughing* I'm not sorry. This is all Mav's fault, I'm sure… *mutters something about spicy goatradish* I'll see myself out.
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Title: An Inkling of Trust
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Frego ♂, The Collector ♂
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dudes, the internet is for porn
Notes: For 
Sargantas. The Collector teaches Frego his new place.
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Title: A Striking Reminder
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Frego ♂, The Collector ♂
Rating: M (L0Â N2 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Whips & chains & hand grenades, nude dudes
Notes: For Sargantas. The Collector teaches Frego his new place.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 59
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hawke on Hawke action, oh my god Artemis, oh my god Cormac, Bad Dragon jokes, sounding
Notes: Confessions, dirty stories, and wholly unambiguous brotherly lust.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 58
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2Â N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, oh my god Cormac, demons, don't introduce your friends to demons, betrayal, shapeshifting, brotherly love
Notes: And then, everything went wrong.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 57
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, oh my god Justice, oh my god Cormac, demons, wow damn you can say that in Latin
Notes: Carver's got a giiiirlfriend, and no one is ever going to let him live it down. Oh, and there's an elven apostate trapped in the fade.
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