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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 117
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Unhealthily strong nationalist sentiments, bandits, stabbing bandits
Notes: Some troubles with the Bone Pit. Cormac is not thrilled with any of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 116
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Jethann ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Misunderstandings, Fereldan jokes, Anton's garden of delights
Notes: 'Maker's … I am not allowed to put an expletive in this sentence': the Hawke-filled adventures of Ser Cullen Rutherford. PUT DOWN THE PEN, VARRIC!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 115
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: M (L2Â N0 S0Â V3 D0)
Warnings: A trail of corpses, a near-death experience, a death experience (minor character)
Notes: A varterral, a great deal of grieving, a disagreement turned angry.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 114
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Bawdy ballads and elven… 'culture', a bit of smiting undead
Notes: Up the mountain to retrieve the arulin'holm. Fenris becomes a little less fond of other elves, with every passing moment.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 113
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Magic and dick jokes
Notes: Merrill asks for Bethany's help with a certain magical piece of furniture that's giving her a hard time. Mage party! Fenris is less than entirely amused with any of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 112
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Aveline ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: A great lot of stabbing malevolent Qunari and other villainous parties
Notes: The relic has been found. Anton was really hoping things wouldn't go that way, but he's not surprised.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 111
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Isabela has opinions, don't pour pee on people Fenris, ass-pirates and swording jokes
Notes: Isabela has a problem, and Anton's determined to solve it, even if it means invoking Aveline's displeasure.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 110
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hawkeward Hawke-on-Hawke action, OH MY GOD ARTEMIS, the internet is for porn
Notes: The best kind of sandwich is filled with a Hawke.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 109
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: M (L2 N2 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: The electricity trick, new and sexy uses for magic
Notes: Old wounds and unexpected pleasures. Fenris finds a use for magic.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 108
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N1 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Quit peeing on things Anton, gross mating rituals
Notes: This is why we don't pee on statues. Also, a crown of lime.
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