May 172015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 66
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:  Artemis Hawke , Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Isabela , Varric
Rating:  M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Awkward conversations about terrible things, prelude to Hawkeward Hawke-on-Hawke action, confused!Fenris, oh my god Artemis
Notes: Should I say it with flowers? The answer is always yes. More Wicked Grace. A conversation about Cormac's… suggestion.
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May 102015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 65
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Fenris , Anders , Anton Hawke , Isabela , Aveline , Varric
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken shenanigans, don't bet that, oh my god Artemis, the internet is for porn
Notes: A game of Wicked Grace goes horribly wrong, for Artemis. Fenris takes advantage of this turn of events, until Artemis turns the tables on him.
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May 092015
 

Title: Corset Party
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: That's an awful lot of leg, nice shoulders all around
Notes: These are just clothing references for a scene Mav and I are writing. Not much exciting going on here, just a theme and the same colours through three different senses of fashion.
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May 082015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 64
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Artemis Hawke , Fenris , Anton Hawke , Cullen , Carver Hawke , Merrill , Leandra Amell
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Being the heir sucks, Anders in drag, Carver don't argue with your mother, Cormac don't let Anders argue with your mother, no one is drunk enough for this
Notes: Another fantastic party. Anders plays even less nice than usual. Carver picks a memorable fight.
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May 082015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 63
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Cullen , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Aveline , Cullen , Varric
Rating: M (L2 N1 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Non-consensual human origami and other acts of violence, combustible levels of stress, Anders is not ok, mind control, red lyrium
Notes: Weaponised dog farts. Varric finds Bartrand. Abject mayhem all around.
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May 082015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 62
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Don't force magic the elf, improper uses for floor wax, accidental injury, wow damn you can say that in Latin
Notes: Cormac is a sweetheart. Artemis, however, is kind of an asshole. This is not the way that's supposed to work, I'm sure of it.
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May 082015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 61
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Carver Hawke , Aveline , Merrill , Varric , Anders , Cullen
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, MAGE RIGHTS
Notes: A serial killer in Kirkwall. Conversations on the nature of magic and Kinloch Hold.
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May 082015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 60
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris , Isabela , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Wow damn you can say that in Latin, buggery, zero relationship skills, the internet is for porn, gesticulating with dildo
Notes: Dear Fenris: Your head should not be among the things that go up your ass. Please see to that.
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