The Danger of Being Too Shiny

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Mar 072010
 

Title: The Danger of Being Too Shiny
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange, most of the Lestrange cousins, the sons of Coyote, the daughters of Raven
Rating: T
Warnings: Eyeball-stealing, irreverent humour
Notes: I have no idea. Seriously. I was listening to this mix I'm working on, and suddenly, Roddy wanted to play. With all his cousins. In Vortex. So, it's cousins' night out at the Belfry, and the natives want to play.
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Turnabout [part 1]

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Feb 272010
 

Title:  Turnabout [Part 1]
Fandom:  Potterverse
Characters:  Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: E
Warnings:  19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
Notes:  I promised ekaterin24 some Dumbledore/Grindelwald, about two weeks ago, and it's kicking my ass. This is about half the story — more to come when I get over this appalling writers' block.
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The End of the Beginning

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Feb 162010
 

Title: The End of the Beginning
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Albus, Aberforth, & Ariana Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: T
Warnings: Canon character death, homophobia
Notes: It's mentioned in canon that the Dumbledores' sister was killed, by accident, in the midst of a three-way duel, between the brothers and Gellert Grindelwald. Here's my take on that. It's pretty ugly.
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Introducing Ralph

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Feb 052010
 

Title: Introducing Ralph
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Uhura, Sulu, Chekov
Rating: T
Warnings: Booze and angst. Also, revolting humour.
Notes: So, this is one of those cases of true story, fictional characters. Drunken shenanigans ensue, after the crew's safe return to Earth. Spock wants none of it, Uhura gets offended, Scotty comes to the rescue, and Bones … well, Bones is unintentionally hilarious.
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Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)

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Feb 012010
 

Title: Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura, Sulu, Bones
Rating: G-
Warnings: Typical catlike behaviour. Hairballs.
Notes: tehopheliac won this from me in the help_haiti fandom auction, and I have just now finally finished the bloody thing. She requested Spock as a cat. I still suck at crackfic. Apologies.
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[#40] Twelve Green Bottles

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Jan 162010
 

Title: Twelve Green Bottles
Fandom: N/A
Characters: N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings: the foolishness of a decade
Notes: For the Snowbringer, my dearest Romulan Suicide. You know the story, but I still tell it better. And I definitely prefer the current non-aggression pact to the … rather open hostilities of the first few years.
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Pigeon-proofing

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Jan 042010
 

Title: Pigeon-proofing
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty
Rating: G-
Warnings: Crack. Pigeons.
Notes: This is utter rubbish. tehopheliac gave me a crack!prompt with which to generate her Christmas gift, and it is both late and crap. The pointy!boxers are apparently an actual feature of the new Spock Prime figures, and this was our attempt to explain them. I got nothing.

[=EDIT=] Now with art by thisfishflies!

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