Feb 082015
 

Title:  The Mages Are To Blame (Something About Mushrooms 1/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, corpse-mushrooms, bad ideas
Notes: This is Mav's fault. I'm not even sorry. Fenris decides to put the floor-mushrooms to use. Unfortunately, he misjudges quite what kind of mushrooms he's dealing with. Mayhem ensues.
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Jan 312015
 

Title: Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (2/5?)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Zevran ♂, M!Surana (Lucien) ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Descriptions of past battles, adorable kitten being adorable, mild angst
Notes: An unexpected interlude on the battlements, in the moonlight.
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Jan 302015
 

Title: Don't Mind Him. He's… Antivan. (Chapter 1: Nate didn't sign up for this shit…)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Nathaniel ♂, Zevran ♂, M!Surana (Lucien) ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V1 D0)
Warnings: Smooching, innuendo, and junk-punching
Notes: Mid-Awakening. Zevran drops by, between murderous escapades, to visit his favourite Warden, now Warden-Commander. The Warden-Commander will do anything to keep his charming assassin the hell out of Amaranthine politics, and foists him off on a certain delightfully knavish mage. (Who is really doing his best to keep his ass both out of the fire and firmly attached to himself.)
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Jan 272015
 

Title: How Far Can Too Far Go? (Chapter 2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1 S1 V1 D1)
Warnings: Knob jokes, past traumatic events, scars, drama, bad ideas
Notes: An unspeakable quantity of knob jokes and Anders pretending he's fine. Fenris asks stupid questions, and Anders hands him a little too much of the answers. Bitter mage is bitter, but also funny as hell.
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Dec 232014
 

Title: The Western Queen
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Lilith
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked lady
Notes: So, yeah, the text says 'magi from the east', and doesn't specify the number, but tradition holds there were three, and later tradition holds that the one who bore myrrh, likely in the form of an oil, was East African, which is west of both Bethlehems. I might dispute the 'kings' part…
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Dec 212014
 

Title: GOAT: THE CONQUEROR
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Gabriel â™…, a goat
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: Shut up, I'm exhausted and having delusions about the current state of the timestream. Gabriel's just like 'I came here to announce the coming of my bastard half brother, and what do I get? Mauled by goats.' Also in the running for titles, 'GOAT WUZ HERE'.
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Dec 192014
 

Title: Sleighride
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Sammael
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Bad lighting, good camera angle.
Notes: OH GOD, WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF? *coughs* This one did not end well. Still, I'm out of time, so… *grins* Sammael takes the reindeer-drawn flying sleigh out for a spin.
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Dec 172014
 

Title: Preparing the Festivities
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Lucian
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Wine and a well-placed countertop
Notes: I like this one. It's quiet. "Gabriel, stop screwing up the balance on my stereo and bring me the rum." "But, lovelight!" I really suggest full view, as that tolerant smirk doesn't show up so well shrunk down.
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