Title: The Brothers Hawke
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dudes
Notes: CANON ARTS FOR RHAPSODY? *gasp* Yeah, so, I was trying to kickstart my art vibe again, so I could finish these commissions. This happened. Reminder that Rhapsody has three of Hawke, all of them Purple. Jokes about Malcolm Hawke running out of toner to the left, please.
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Title: Sorry About the Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Nathaniel ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Flagpole, drunk!sex, Warden stamina
Notes: The extended remix of 'The Flagpole' #3. Anders and Nate get extremely drunk, and then they get extremely naked.
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Title: The First Son
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Malcolm Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L1 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Imploding templar.
Notes: Sort of a prequel to Rhapsody in Ass Major, so there are three of Hawke. Warning for gruesome but not terribly explicit application of Crushing Prison. Malcolm Hawke had always expected one of his children would be a mage. It was nearly inescapable, between Leandra's family and himself. But, he hadn't expected this.
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Title: 5+1: The Flagpole
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Hawke ♂, Karl ♂, Nathaniel ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: E (L2 N4Â S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, smut, prostitution
Notes: Anders isn't just well-hung, he's outrageously hung, and it's actually a problem. (This started as a joke in Rhapsody, and then it got out of hand.)
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Title: Number Six
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Angst, fire, panic attacks, Anders has some fucking issues, threat of Tranquility, suggestions of attempted suicide, there are things worse than death
Notes: The sixth attempt went even less well than usual.
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Title: If You Blow Chunks and He Comes Back…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Hawke♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Vomit. Liek woah. And the internet is for porn, dysfunctional relationships are dysfunctional, Anders has some fucking issues.
Notes: Anders explains to Fenris, over a bottle of Antivan brandy, the critically mortifying circumstances by which he ended up throwing up in Hawke's bed. Fenris is thoroughly entertained. (Established Anders/Hawke and Fenris/Anders, with a bit of ongoing rivalry.)
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Title: The Soggy Set-Up
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂, Aveline ♀, Merrill ♀, Isabela ♀, Irving ♂, Greagoir ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Non-consensual voyeurism, Anders has no sense of self-preservation, Templars making trouble
Notes: Anders tells a story of his time in the tower. Do we remember Greta and her trouble with the Templars, from the Mage Origin? Greta gets a happy ending, Anders gets dragged naked through the hall, and Irving ends up with an awful lot of ammunition.
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Title: Until It Hurts
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Carver ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, Carver wants brain bleach, legendary warden stamina, waking the neighbours
Notes: Fenris hasn't been able to figure out what the hell Anders is doing with Hawke. More in the sense of 'why' than 'what', although a little bit of the 'what' answers the 'why'. Anders finally ends up telling the story of the first time he and Hawke did interesting naked things.
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Title: The Unintended Consequences of Morning
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, mistaken identity, creative uses of Lyrium Ghost
Notes: Fenris decides to wake Anders up with a blowjob. Everything goes straight to hell. Still ends in orgasms, so it's all good. (I feel like I should mention I'm not ignoring my commissions queue, but the room that computer is in is cold enough I can see my breath. Back as soon as the weather stops sucking and I can sit at my desk.)
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Title: The Finer Points of Enjoying Wine (2/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, mulled wine, creative uses for oranges, creative uses for Lyrium Ghost
Notes: How many places can Fenris stick his glow-in-the-dark hand? Second chapter, the smut part.
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