Title: Making Trouble
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Anton ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: Anton is such a fucking troublemaker. Don't give me that look. No one believes you.
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Title: For Our Amusement
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Cormac ♂, Artemis ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: "Magic is not for your amusement!" Anders says to Sigrun, but Artemis and Cormac very much disagree. Magic is very much for their amusement.
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Title: Ambiguously Brotherly Affection
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Cormac ♂, Artemis ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: Cormac and Artemis looking a little less than entirely innocent. For once, not Cormac's fault.
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Title: The Brothers Hawke
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dudes
Notes: CANON ARTS FOR RHAPSODY? *gasp* Yeah, so, I was trying to kickstart my art vibe again, so I could finish these commissions. This happened. Reminder that Rhapsody has three of Hawke, all of them Purple. Jokes about Malcolm Hawke running out of toner to the left, please.
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Title: Sorry About the Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Nathaniel ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Flagpole, drunk!sex, Warden stamina
Notes: The extended remix of 'The Flagpole' #3. Anders and Nate get extremely drunk, and then they get extremely naked.
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Title: The First Son
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Malcolm Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L1 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Imploding templar.
Notes: Sort of a prequel to Rhapsody in Ass Major, so there are three of Hawke. Warning for gruesome but not terribly explicit application of Crushing Prison. Malcolm Hawke had always expected one of his children would be a mage. It was nearly inescapable, between Leandra's family and himself. But, he hadn't expected this.
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Title: 5+1: The Flagpole
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Hawke ♂, Karl ♂, Nathaniel ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: E (L2 N4Â S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, smut, prostitution
Notes: Anders isn't just well-hung, he's outrageously hung, and it's actually a problem. (This started as a joke in Rhapsody, and then it got out of hand.)
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Title: Number Six
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Angst, fire, panic attacks, Anders has some fucking issues, threat of Tranquility, suggestions of attempted suicide, there are things worse than death
Notes: The sixth attempt went even less well than usual.
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Title: If You Blow Chunks and He Comes Back…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Hawke♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Vomit. Liek woah. And the internet is for porn, dysfunctional relationships are dysfunctional, Anders has some fucking issues.
Notes: Anders explains to Fenris, over a bottle of Antivan brandy, the critically mortifying circumstances by which he ended up throwing up in Hawke's bed. Fenris is thoroughly entertained. (Established Anders/Hawke and Fenris/Anders, with a bit of ongoing rivalry.)
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Title: The Soggy Set-Up
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂, Aveline ♀, Merrill ♀, Isabela ♀, Irving ♂, Greagoir ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Non-consensual voyeurism, Anders has no sense of self-preservation, Templars making trouble
Notes: Anders tells a story of his time in the tower. Do we remember Greta and her trouble with the Templars, from the Mage Origin? Greta gets a happy ending, Anders gets dragged naked through the hall, and Irving ends up with an awful lot of ammunition.
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