Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 62
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Don't force magic the elf, improper uses for floor wax, accidental injury, wow damn you can say that in Latin
Notes: Cormac is a sweetheart. Artemis, however, is kind of an asshole. This is not the way that's supposed to work, I'm sure of it.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 61
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, MAGE RIGHTS
Notes: A serial killer in Kirkwall. Conversations on the nature of magic and Kinloch Hold.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 60
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Wow damn you can say that in Latin, buggery, zero relationship skills, the internet is for porn, gesticulating with dildo
Notes: Dear Fenris: Your head should not be among the things that go up your ass. Please see to that.
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Title: With Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: "TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT" *dies laughing* I'm not sorry. This is all Mav's fault, I'm sure… *mutters something about spicy goatradish* I'll see myself out.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 59
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hawke on Hawke action, oh my god Artemis, oh my god Cormac, Bad Dragon jokes, sounding
Notes: Confessions, dirty stories, and wholly unambiguous brotherly lust.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 58
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2Â N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, oh my god Cormac, demons, don't introduce your friends to demons, betrayal, shapeshifting, brotherly love
Notes: And then, everything went wrong.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 57
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, oh my god Justice, oh my god Cormac, demons, wow damn you can say that in Latin
Notes: Carver's got a giiiirlfriend, and no one is ever going to let him live it down. Oh, and there's an elven apostate trapped in the fade.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 56
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: A wizard's staff's got a knob on the end, and other dick jokes
Notes: An interlude involving a 'knob'. For Artie's 'staff'. *coughs*
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 55
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3 N3 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, combustible levels of stress, trashy Orlesian novels, zero relationship skills
Notes: Three brothers, three moments. All of them fools.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 54
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Violence, unpleasant conversations
Notes: Justice and Fenris actually agree on something, and Artemis gets to deliver that judgement.
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