Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 43
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Cullen , Fenris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Barf, zero relationship skills, Anton is so full of shit
Notes: Fenris finally gets his foot out of his mouth. Anton covers for his brother.

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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 42
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, oh my god Artemis, templar buggery
Notes: Artemis is drunk. Very, very drunk. So is Cullen. *coughs*
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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 41
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris , Isabela , Sebastian , Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders's mouth, Fenris's fist, oh my god Artemis, ambiguously brotherly affections
Notes: The party continues! Artemis is much too drunk! Cormac is not nearly drunk enough for this! Anders suddenly wishes he was a lot more drunk! Cullen should maybe lay off the cordial!

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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 40
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders , Aveline , Cullen , Fenris , Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders's mouth, Fenris's fist
Notes: Another party! More excessive drunkenness! Cullen doesn't spend it in a coat closet!
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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 39
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Anton Hawke , Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris needs to get his foot out of his mouth
Notes: FLUFF! AND! KITTENS! … and then some angst. (I swear Fenris gets his head out of his ass, soon. Honest.)
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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 37
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Isabela , Tallis
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Stealing and stabbing
Notes: O HAY! It's the end of this Orlesian nonsense!
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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 36
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Tallis
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V2 D1)
Warnings: Stealing and stabbing
Notes: Tallis and Artemis get into trouble, get out of trouble, get into more trouble, and decide what kind of cake they're getting after this.
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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 35
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Tallis
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris makes a bad situation worse
Notes: Fenris finally finds a use for Anders, then celebrates his victory with Tallis, while Artemis looks on in dismay.
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Apr 072015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 34
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Fenris , Isabela , Tallis
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, we are not force pushing the poop, wyverns, ass-kicking, Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris is not putting up with this shit except for the part where he is
Notes: Chateau Haine! Fuck fucking Chateau Haine, right in its Orlesian ear.
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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 28
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Leandra Amell , Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Isabela
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Violence, threats of further violence, Anders has a death wish, Bethany's an Entropy mage, Fenris is irate, mages, everyone's doing Isabela except not, strong implications of femslash and het
Notes: What was that about Anders and a death wish? a.k.a, the chapter where Anders hands Fenris his ass over Artemis.
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