Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 19
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating:Â E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton's mouth, zero relationship skills, Cullen has no idea what he's doing, teh gay, nude dudes, interesting uses for syrup
Notes: A great lot more licking.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 18
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating:Â E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton's mouth, zero relationship skills, Cullen has no idea what he's doing, teh gay, nude dudes, interesting uses for syrup
Notes: Anton and Cullen get creative with dessert, part 1.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 17
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton's mouth, zero relationship skills
Notes: Cullen meets Bethany at last!
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 15
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Fereldan food is terrible, Cullen has no idea what he's doing, no one is drunk enough for Anton
Notes: Some lovely, fluffy Anton/Cullen.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 14
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Leandra Amell ♀, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Political manoeuvring, zero relationship skills, Cullen has no idea what he's doing
Notes: Cullen decides he needs more thinging in his life. Because things. And Anton. And things with Anton would be best. Thing. Yes.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 9
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Anders is fucked the fuck right up, Artemis isn't much better, oh my god Cormac, teh gay, buttsex, organ-fondling good times, zero relationship skills
Notes: Jizz! On! Everything! Apparently we broke this in such a way that it's the orgasm chapter. For everyone except Artemis, who came first.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 8
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, Anders is fucked the fuck right up, Artemis isn't much better, lots of snogging, teh gay, buttsex, zero relationship skills
Notes: So, we heard you like smut… *coughs* Cullen gets laid! The threesome in the cellar becomes a foursome! Hot hilarity ensues in all cases!
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 6
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 Â N1 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders is fucked the fuck right up, Artemis isn't much better, lots of snogging, zero relationship skills
Notes: Things get a little interesting. Fenris is displeased, Anders is catty, and Anton introduces his new Templar friend to the inside of the coat closet.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 5
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders is fucked the fuck right up, Artemis isn't much better, unexpected Templar
Notes: Part II: The Ball! Also, Anton getting his mack on. Finally.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Gamlen Amell ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Ella ♀, Jethann ♂, Keran ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀, Orana ♀, Orsino ♂, Raleigh Samson ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Tallis ♀, Varania ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Alim Surana ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Gytha ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂, Cassandra Pentaghast♀,Â
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4Â V3 D1)
Warnings: Smiting, buggery, zero relationship skills, gesticulating with ham, gesticulating with dildoes, is everyone in this fic bisexual?, we did bad shit to canon, butts. did I mention butts? because butts., sass & class & ass, wow damn you can say that in Latin, non-explicit het, non-explicit femslash, terribly explicit slash
Notes:Â DA2 AU in which both Carver and Bethany survive, and there are three older Hawke siblings. And all of them are Purple. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to set Fenris on fire a couple times. Nobody knows what the fuck they're doing, but they'll do it anyway! At least people usually know who the fuck they're doing… Except that one time. Starts cracky, but gets semi-serious, decently quickly. Never gets entirely serious, because hello, Purple Hawke does not 'serious'. Or at least three of them don't all at once. IT'S A GODDAMN ROMANCE. JUST READ IT.
"Why does everyone keep saying 'ass'?" said either Anton or the pile of blankets in his shape.
(Fucking AO3 just deleted the 33 chapters of this that we posted in the last month. And now I'm posting it here, JUST IN CASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. This master post will take on new chapters as I manage to post them, so it should stack up pretty quick over the next day or two.)
Update: This master post will include the entire series. Links to AO3 for the parts I didn't have any part in writing.
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