Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 353

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Apr 292016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 353
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, more appalling Page Six jokes
Notes: More fun with sausage jokes. Varania brings a date. Fenris is less than thrilled with any of these turns of events.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 351

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Apr 292016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 351
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angst
Notes: Merrill comes to terms with the changes in her life. Carver and Theron help.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 340

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Feb 212016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 340
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, a background hanging
Notes: Castillon meets his end. Carver opens his mouth, inserts his foot, and repeats with the other side.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 326

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Jan 312016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 326
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Hahren Paivel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Threats of violence, epic poetry
Notes: Theron tells an epic tale, and Paivel cleans up this mess.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 325

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Jan 222016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 325
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, everyone has issues
Notes: Merrill discovers why the spirit has stopped speaking to her. Theron decides he liked not knowing about demons better.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 324

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Jan 222016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 324
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, discussions on demons, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: A conversation with the Keeper that doesn't go nearly as well as Merrill had hoped.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 323

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Jan 222016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 323
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, dick jokes, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: Merrill's still having trouble with the eluvian. Carver goes with her back up the mountain to see Marethari.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 321

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Jan 222016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 321
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Merrill♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, vomit, blood magic, Fenris has issues
Notes: It must be Tuesday, because we've got blood mages in Hightown.
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