[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 323
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, dick jokes, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: Merrill's still having trouble with the eluvian. Carver goes with her back up the mountain to see Marethari.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 321
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Merrill♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, vomit, blood magic, Fenris has issues
Notes: It must be Tuesday, because we've got blood mages in Hightown.
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Title: Prepared for This Eventuality (24/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude
Notes: Why wait for the mistletoe when you can just bring your own?
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Title: Yuletide Carols (19/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude
Notes: A book of songs, a bit of golden trim, and an awful lot of snow.
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Title: King of Year's End (14/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts
Notes: Now, Carver, don't go sticking your nose in ancient rituals… that never ends well.
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Title: Swording in Snow (09/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude swording in snow
Notes: Because practising one's templar talents in the snow isn't badass enough, Carver does it in little more than boots.
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Title: We Left Your Gifts on the Piano (4/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts
Notes: Why? Because the piano makes it dramatic. *snrk*
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 268
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, angst
Notes: Carver makes a very bloody point. Then it's time to break the news to Anders.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 267
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, angst
Notes: Being a templar isn't all defending the good people of Thedas, as Carver learns, the hard way, once again.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 261
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Lyrium addiction, PTSD, black humour
Notes: Cullen comes to his senses. Mostly. Sort of. Anton continues to hover and worry.
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