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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 326
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Hahren Paivel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Threats of violence, epic poetry
Notes: Theron tells an epic tale, and Paivel cleans up this mess.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 325
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, everyone has issues
Notes: Merrill discovers why the spirit has stopped speaking to her. Theron decides he liked not knowing about demons better.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 324
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, discussions on demons, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: A conversation with the Keeper that doesn't go nearly as well as Merrill had hoped.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 323
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, dick jokes, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: Merrill's still having trouble with the eluvian. Carver goes with her back up the mountain to see Marethari.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 321
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Merrill♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, vomit, blood magic, Fenris has issues
Notes: It must be Tuesday, because we've got blood mages in Hightown.
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Title: Prepared for This Eventuality (24/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude
Notes: Why wait for the mistletoe when you can just bring your own?
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Title: Yuletide Carols (19/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude
Notes: A book of songs, a bit of golden trim, and an awful lot of snow.
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Title: King of Year's End (14/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts
Notes: Now, Carver, don't go sticking your nose in ancient rituals… that never ends well.
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Title: Swording in Snow (09/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude swording in snow
Notes: Because practising one's templar talents in the snow isn't badass enough, Carver does it in little more than boots.
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Title: We Left Your Gifts on the Piano (4/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts
Notes: Why? Because the piano makes it dramatic. *snrk*
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