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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 227
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Meredith ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, scandal
Notes: Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one, and some of them are more foul and dangerous than others.
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Title: Carver (Test) (1-2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Semi-nude dudes
Notes: So, rederiswrites has been helping me work on Rhapsody-style Carver Hawke… And this is my thanks for that.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 213
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Totally inappropriate dinner conversation
Notes: Dinner, which gets worse, instead of better.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 212
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: GAMLEN NO, casual racism and implied homophobia, Andraste's mabari and theological questions about dog farts
Notes: Family dinners are always exciting, especially when the extended family's invited
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 210
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Meredith ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Family arguments, brotherly facepunching
Notes: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for… We said there was a wedding in here, somewhere!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 204
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N2 S1Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Put your pants on Anton!, Hawke-on-Hawke action, dick jokes
Notes: Jethann starts a friendly argument with Anton. The finer sensibilities of Anton's relatives are the first victims.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 203
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Drunken toasts, alcohol-soluble heterosexuality, questionable elvish food, brotherly facepunching
Notes: Supper, toasts, stories about the past. Sebastian is never allowed to get that drunk again.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 195
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂,
Rating: M (L3Â N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: Facepunching, Anton's garden furniture, the internet is for porn, Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Carver discovers some interesting features of the garden. Unrelatedly, Artemis is offered a delightful wedding gift.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 183
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L2Â N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Ridiculous smut, completely ridiculous smut, put down your drink, accidental voyeurism
Notes: Someday, Carver will learn to stop opening doors without knocking. That day is not today.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 180
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A great deal of the talking of the shit, uncomfortable politics.
Notes: Carver presents himself to Merrill, in the aftermath. Cormac tries to make peace with Aveline.
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