Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 148

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Jul 312015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 148
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Mia ♀, Cullen's Mum ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀,  Sebastian ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Bad ideas, worse ideas, horse jokes, Anders pretends he's fine
Notes: Sisters and bad ideas. Anders wishes Cullen wasn't so okay with this proposition.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 147

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Jul 312015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 147
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Isabela ♀, Branson ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Mia ♀, Cullen's Mum ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀,  Sebastian ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Varric ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Branson meets the Stallion, ANTON NO, heroic entrances, religious humour
Notes: Isabela wins again. Oh, and Anton and Cullen get married.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 142

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Jul 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 142
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Donnic ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2  N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Tasteless jokes, heavy drinking, Cullen's abject inability to dance
Notes: The night before the wedding, Anton throws a wild party.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 138

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Jul 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 138
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Carver is a jerk, Anton is irrepressibly absurd and obscene, Isabela writes Arishok porn and leaves it in weird places
Notes: The art of being Knight-Captain. A Cullen-centric interlude.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 123

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 123
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂,  Sebastian ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: There is so much blood in this scene, also unpleasant politics, zero relationship skills and still trying
Notes: Secrets, dirty secrets, and the Champion of Kirkwall.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 122

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 122
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂,  Sebastian ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, angry magic, death, near-death experiences
Notes: A duel to the death, with an unexpected twist. I'M SPARTACUS.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 121

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 121
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂,  Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, angry magic, Cormac if you keep that up you're going to turn into a sylvan
Notes: The Hawkes find each other and go forth to take the keep.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 120

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 120
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, magic, BEES!?
Notes: Uh, yeah, we know it's the event of the year and all, but who invited the Knight-Commander?
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 119

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 119
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Complicated politics, trouble between friends, a war begins, lots of stabbing and smiting
Notes: The end of one problem loops back to the beginning of another.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 95

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Jun 132015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 95
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Knob jokes, strip Grace, absurd and obscene objects
Notes: Wicked Grace, now with the Knight-Captain, who has so very little to lose, but loses it so very well.
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