Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 72
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence
Notes: Difficulties with dwarves and maybe with demons. Blood magic? Lyrium? How old is this place?
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 70
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V2 D1)
Warnings: Demons, violence, desire demons
Notes: Sebastian's got problems. Bethany's willing to help him solve them. Demons. Why is it always demons?
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 69
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, violence, politics
Notes: An assortment of loose ends. Puns. Secrets. Templar problems.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 68
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Violence, zealotry, Fenris's mouth
Notes: Missing Qunari, trouble in the Chantry, bad news followed by worse.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 67
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating:Â E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, improper applications of tea, consensual violence, bloodplay, sex injuries
Notes: Fenris and Anders were not expecting the evening's entertainment to go quite like this. Artemis must remember to thank Orana for a table of the perfect height.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 66
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂
Rating:Â M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Awkward conversations about terrible things, prelude to Hawkeward Hawke-on-Hawke action, confused!Fenris, oh my god Artemis
Notes: Should I say it with flowers? The answer is always yes. More Wicked Grace. A conversation about Cormac's… suggestion.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 65
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken shenanigans, don't bet that, oh my god Artemis, the internet is for porn
Notes: A game of Wicked Grace goes horribly wrong, for Artemis. Fenris takes advantage of this turn of events, until Artemis turns the tables on him.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 64
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Leandra Amell ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Being the heir sucks, Anders in drag, Carver don't argue with your mother, Cormac don't let Anders argue with your mother, no one is drunk enough for this
Notes: Another fantastic party. Anders plays even less nice than usual. Carver picks a memorable fight.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 63
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: M (L2 N1 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Non-consensual human origami and other acts of violence, combustible levels of stress, Anders is not ok, mind control, red lyrium
Notes: Weaponised dog farts. Varric finds Bartrand. Abject mayhem all around.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 62
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Don't force magic the elf, improper uses for floor wax, accidental injury, wow damn you can say that in Latin
Notes: Cormac is a sweetheart. Artemis, however, is kind of an asshole. This is not the way that's supposed to work, I'm sure of it.
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