Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 36
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Tallis ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0Â S1Â V2 D1)
Warnings: Stealing and stabbing
Notes: Tallis and Artemis get into trouble, get out of trouble, get into more trouble, and decide what kind of cake they're getting after this.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 35
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Tallis ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0Â S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris makes a bad situation worse
Notes: Fenris finally finds a use for Anders, then celebrates his victory with Tallis, while Artemis looks on in dismay.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 34
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Tallis ♀
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, we are not force pushing the poop, wyverns, ass-kicking, Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris is not putting up with this shit except for the part where he is
Notes: Chateau Haine! Fuck fucking Chateau Haine, right in its Orlesian ear.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 33
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Three naked mages in the cellar, Artemis hopes that fabric's stain resistant, oh my god Cormac, Anders is confused, teh gay, awkward naked conversations about love
Notes: YOU TWO ARE HOPELESS. HOPELESS! Poor Artie…
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 32
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Inappropriate ass-grabbing, three naked mages in the cellar, Artemis hopes that fabric's stain resistant, oh my god Cormac, Anders is having the best day of his life, teh gay, the internet is for porn
Notes: Slightly awkward, but totally hot. Two Hawkes and Anders, making with the naked fun.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 31
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Aveline ♀, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S2 V1 D0)
Warnings: Anders gets painted up like a sexy raccoon, dick jokes, Artemis learns to share, Cormac's good with whatever, Anders is so down, teh gay
Notes: First, Anders gets very unlucky. Then Anders gets very lucky.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 30
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Dried blood, scavenger hunt gone wrong, Anders is fucked the fuck up, Cullen sputters
Notes: Bethany and Carver discover they have a cousin. ANDERS AND CULLEN HAVE A CIVILISED CONVERSATION! … Almost. Ish. NOBODY GETS KILLED.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 29
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Anton cheats at cards, Cormac is clueless, Anders is hopeless, teh gay, old gods jokes, an awful lot of licking
Notes: Just some pleasantly amusing fucking around at home…
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 28
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Violence, threats of further violence, Anders has a death wish, Bethany's an Entropy mage, Fenris is irate, mages, everyone's doing Isabela except not, strong implications of femslash and het
Notes: What was that about Anders and a death wish? a.k.a, the chapter where Anders hands Fenris his ass over Artemis.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 27
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton demonstrates a relationship skill!, nightmares, PTSD, references to past systemic abuse, demons, no blood magic
Notes: Cullen has nightmares. Cullen also has a tightly wound smite reflex. This building also contains Anders.
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