Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 42
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, oh my god Artemis, templar buggery
Notes: Artemis is drunk. Very, very drunk. So is Cullen. *coughs*
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 41
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders's mouth, Fenris's fist, oh my god Artemis, ambiguously brotherly affections
Notes: The party continues! Artemis is much too drunk! Cormac is not nearly drunk enough for this! Anders suddenly wishes he was a lot more drunk! Cullen should maybe lay off the cordial!
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 40
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders's mouth, Fenris's fist
Notes: Another party! More excessive drunkenness! Cullen doesn't spend it in a coat closet!
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 39
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris needs to get his foot out of his mouth
Notes: FLUFF! AND! KITTENS! … and then some angst. (I swear Fenris gets his head out of his ass, soon. Honest.)
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 38
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4Â V3 D0)
Warnings: Several flavours of 'holy shit that's disgusting', including CBT, bloodplay, and Anders running his mouth about Artemis.
Notes: Anders knows just how Cormac likes it, and Cormac likes it rough. This chapter is nothing but smut, no plot will be lost if you skip it.
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 37
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Tallis ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0Â S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Stealing and stabbing
Notes: O HAY! It's the end of this Orlesian nonsense!
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 36
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Tallis ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0Â S1Â V2 D1)
Warnings: Stealing and stabbing
Notes: Tallis and Artemis get into trouble, get out of trouble, get into more trouble, and decide what kind of cake they're getting after this.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 35
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Tallis ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0Â S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris makes a bad situation worse
Notes: Fenris finally finds a use for Anders, then celebrates his victory with Tallis, while Artemis looks on in dismay.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 34
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Tallis ♀
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, we are not force pushing the poop, wyverns, ass-kicking, Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris is not putting up with this shit except for the part where he is
Notes: Chateau Haine! Fuck fucking Chateau Haine, right in its Orlesian ear.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 33
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Three naked mages in the cellar, Artemis hopes that fabric's stain resistant, oh my god Cormac, Anders is confused, teh gay, awkward naked conversations about love
Notes: YOU TWO ARE HOPELESS. HOPELESS! Poor Artie…
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