Title: Implosion
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: Disturbing imagery
Notes: Anonymouse wanted dead-eyed, crying Spock. I'm a little too good at those sorts of things, so I took it.
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Aug 102009
Aug 092009
Title: But, I See You've Won First Prize
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Scotty, Kirk, Spock
Rating: M?
Warnings: Non-sexual wang, pure crack
Notes: I was ASTOUNDED that this hadn't already been done in ELEVEN INSTALMENTS of the damned kinkmeme. Dude, HE WEARS A FUCKIN' KILT. It's CANON — TOS canon, anyway.
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Jul 312009
Title: Buttsatchel
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings: An expletive.
Notes: DK finally pushed my last button on this one. I had to bust out some crack in which Spock misuses the English language in a painful fashion, to add a more human feel to his words.
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Jul 312009
Title: Fabulously Smug
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk opens his mouth, expletives ensue
Notes: Anonymouse wanted Spock to be FAAAABULOUS, DAHLING. I wrote some and then I just couldn't do it any more.
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Jul 282009
Title: Egotistical and Self-serving
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Spock!Prime
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes: Anonymouse wanted some non-shippy Spock!Prime hugs. Best way to get those was a bit of Spock & Spock!Prime — it's kind of a rewrite of the farewell at the shuttle.
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Jul 262009
Title: The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Scotty/Chekov, McCoy, Kirk, Spock, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings: Language and implications
Notes: This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit."
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Jul 262009
Title: The Simplicity of Skin
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: FLUFF. *irked*
Notes: Crackmeme prompt. I dunno, it's short, and really nauseatingly fluffy.
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Jul 242009
Title: Salt Cravings
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating: E
Warnings: hand!porn liek woah.
Notes: Hey, I control the thirty-foot radius, and hand!porn is my business. Anonymouse asked for hand!porn, and I have delivered — with hilarity involving deserts, salt, Italian food, and wallpaper paste.
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Jul 242009
Title: The Perils of a Bad Laugh
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes: Somebody asked for Kirk pissing himself. I decided it should be while laughing, but somehow this turned into the least funny cacklefest, ever.
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Jul 242009
Title: 5+1: I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Sarek
Rating: T
Warnings: Language, implications
Notes: For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. I didn't quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it's probably good for a giggle.
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