Jun 302020
 

Title: The Dalish Opinion
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ellana Lavellan , Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian, bad lighting
Notes: Manhammer is just trying to get some work done, but Ellana wants to know the halla's name. Manhammer suggests she should ask it. (Yes, kicking him into that bucket would be an appropriate response.)

I ran out of time on this one, and you can tell…
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Jun 232020
 

Title: A Halla Cannot Live on Magic Alone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Master Dennet
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: "How the blight would you know? It's not like I've seen any other halla in your stables!"

Master Dennet would like to remind this Orlesian upstart that that is not a horse. Manhammer would like to point out that yes, that's exactly the point.
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Jun 062020
 

Title: I Have Made a Mistake
Fandom: Dragon Age (mostly)
Characters: Lord Manhammer (but Ciriane)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian; no drugs, he just wishes he was hallucinating
Notes: Okay, okay, so, this is late. Since Assquisition is on hiatus, I figured I'd swap in some moar arts on Mondays. Or… at least move some arts to more consistently be on Mondays. This month? Manhammer Does Thedas.

What's a rational southern barbarian to do, when offerings to his gods bring forth a halla, instead? Is it a wild halla? Are there Dalish in the woods? Either way, mistakes have probably been made.
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