Title: The Inevitable Conan Moment
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A mostly shirtless barbarian and his sword
Notes: Because you know me. I've got a barbarian and his trusty mount and his even trustier sword. What am I gonna do with that? This.
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Title: The Dalish Opinion
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ellana Lavellan ♀, Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian, bad lighting
Notes: Manhammer is just trying to get some work done, but Ellana wants to know the halla's name. Manhammer suggests she should ask it. (Yes, kicking him into that bucket would be an appropriate response.)
I ran out of time on this one, and you can tell…
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Title: A Halla Cannot Live on Magic Alone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Master Dennet ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: "How the blight would you know? It's not like I've seen any other halla in your stables!"
Master Dennet would like to remind this Orlesian upstart that that is not a horse. Manhammer would like to point out that yes, that's exactly the point.
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Title: One Point of Interest
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: The halla doesn't give a shit about you, Theron. Surrender the apple. An appropriate solution to Manhammer's ongoing halla problem… maybe.
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Title: It Followed Me Home
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Manhammer's adventures in Thedas continue. Artie's here like 'It's just a halla. What?'
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Title: I Have Made a Mistake
Fandom: Dragon Age (mostly)
Characters: Lord Manhammer (but Ciriane) ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian; no drugs, he just wishes he was hallucinating
Notes: Okay, okay, so, this is late. Since Assquisition is on hiatus, I figured I'd swap in some moar arts on Mondays. Or… at least move some arts to more consistently be on Mondays. This month? Manhammer Does Thedas.
What's a rational southern barbarian to do, when offerings to his gods bring forth a halla, instead? Is it a wild halla? Are there Dalish in the woods? Either way, mistakes have probably been made.
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