Mar 132018
 

Title: A Ridiculous Plan
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran , Nico Valisti
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two dudes, no shirts
Notes: 2/2 for Tumblrearlgreyer1, featuring Zevran and Nico Valisti. I swear, I keep aiming for something romantic, but these two always look like they're up to something.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 394
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Fenris , Artemis Hawke , Cullen , Anton Hawke , Aveline , Isabela , Zevran Arainai , Cormac Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A bunch of mouthy sods yapping, get the box of tissues now
Notes: Anders checks on Fenris. Cullen brings word to the people of the changes soon to pass. Some mages decide not to stick around, after all.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 393
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Sebastian , Nathaniel Howe , Zevran Arainai
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Arguments in the bath, discussions in bed
Notes: Carver and Merrill talk about the future. Sebastian continues to make an ass of himself.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 391
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Nathaniel Howe ,  Zevran Arainai
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Cullen tries to come to terms with being Knight-Commander. Sebastian makes an ass of himself. Cormac needs to sit down, now.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 390
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Nathaniel Howe ,  Zevran Arainai
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The cleanup begins. Cormac gets punched a whole lot. Sebastian is entirely irritated by everything.
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Jan 042016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 291
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Zevran Arainai
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Bloodplay, dick jokes, the internet is for porn, het
Notes: The end of an evening, complete with terrible humour and a pile of tangled apostates.
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Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 290
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Zevran Arainai
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V2 D1)
Warnings: Bloodplay, knifeplay, the internet is for porn, het
Notes: Pain, pleasure, and uncomfortable realisations.
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Dec 292015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 289
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Isabela , Zevran Arainai
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V2 D1)
Warnings: Bloodplay, knifeplay, the internet is for porn, het
Notes: Isabela declares the situation a 'festival of fuck'. Further pants are removed.
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