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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 363
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Interesting Tevinter furniture, other people's presumed relationships, discussions of lyrium poisoning
Notes: More delightful gifts from Tevinter.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 358
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party, more flagpole jokes
Notes: Sebastian, no! Anton and Anders to the rescue. Natia has her eye on a particular brother.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 357
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party
Notes: Anton vs. Orlais. Fine elven craftsmanship. The introduction of Andrastian sausage. Varric to the rescue.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 354
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Paivel annoys Sebastian. Certain parties sneak off to better enjoy the sausage privately.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 353
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, more appalling Page Six jokes
Notes: More fun with sausage jokes. Varania brings a date. Fenris is less than thrilled with any of these turns of events.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 352
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Anton throws a sausage party, truly the event of the season, whatever Cullen might think of it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 335
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L2Â N2 S3 V0Â D1)
Warnings: A reading of some Page Six in all its spicy glory, vaguely founded accusations of hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Sebastian realises what he's been hearing and runs to Bethany, who is not nearly as offended as he expects. (The 'Page Six' in this chapter is Brother Mine by Mevima.)
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 321
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Merrill♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, vomit, blood magic, Fenris has issues
Notes: It must be Tuesday, because we've got blood mages in Hightown.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 320
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, weaponised dildo, canon-typical violence
Notes: Dicks, dicks, and more dicks. It's a dildo shop, innit? Now with dickish dicks with extra dickery.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 295
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Ella ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Implied sexual abuse, threats of Tranquility
Notes: A time for changes and moving forward. Cullen's allegiances are shifting. Varric has a need for literate and witty assistants.
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