Apr 052015
 

Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Leandra Amell , Gamlen Amell , Anders , Aveline , Cullen , Donnic , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Sebastian , Varric , Ella , Jethann , Keran , Meredith Stannard , Orana , Orsino , Raleigh Samson , Serendipity , Tallis , Varania , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris , Alim Surana , Natia Brosca , Nathaniel Howe , Gytha , Zevran Arainai , Cassandra Pentaghast, 
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V3 D1)
Warnings: Smiting, buggery, zero relationship skills, gesticulating with ham, gesticulating with dildoes, is everyone in this fic bisexual?, we did bad shit to canon, butts. did I mention butts? because butts., sass & class & ass, wow damn you can say that in Latin, non-explicit het, non-explicit femslash, terribly explicit slash
Notes: DA2 AU in which both Carver and Bethany survive, and there are three older Hawke siblings. And all of them are Purple. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to set Fenris on fire a couple times. Nobody knows what the fuck they're doing, but they'll do it anyway! At least people usually know who the fuck they're doing… Except that one time. Starts cracky, but gets semi-serious, decently quickly. Never gets entirely serious, because hello, Purple Hawke does not 'serious'. Or at least three of them don't all at once. IT'S A GODDAMN ROMANCE. JUST READ IT.

"Why does everyone keep saying 'ass'?" said either Anton or the pile of blankets in his shape.

(Fucking AO3 just deleted the 33 chapters of this that we posted in the last month. And now I'm posting it here, JUST IN CASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. This master post will take on new chapters as I manage to post them, so it should stack up pretty quick over the next day or two.)

Update: This master post will include the entire series. Links to AO3 for the parts I didn't have any part in writing.
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Mar 072015
 

Title: The Soggy Set-Up
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂, Aveline ♀, Merrill ♀, Isabela ♀, Irving ♂, Greagoir ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Non-consensual voyeurism, Anders has no sense of self-preservation, Templars making trouble
Notes: Anders tells a story of his time in the tower. Do we remember Greta and her trouble with the Templars, from the Mage Origin? Greta gets a happy ending, Anders gets dragged naked through the hall, and Irving ends up with an awful lot of ammunition.
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Feb 152015
 

Title: FUCK PANTS
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris , M!Hawke , Isabela , Varric , Anders
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Crack, more crack, Justice impressions, dirty jokes, totally inappropriate things happening under the table
Notes: For TumblrMaverikLoki. Worst influence, yo. Paragon of Bad Influence. Justice is strongly opposed to robes, and has been leaving Anders notes on the subject. (I swear that makes more sense in context.) Anders is not a big fan of pants, but Justice keeps rearranging his wardrobe, when he stops paying attention. But, Hawke finds one of those notes, and mayhem ensues. (C'mon, it's me. Of course there's mayhem.)
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Jan 272015
 

Title: How Far Can Too Far Go? (Chapter 1)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris , Anders , Hawke , Varric , Isabela
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Knob jokes, drinking, and throttling
Notes: So, technical difficulties sorted, I'll now be posting the last two weeks of crap. Kind of all at once. Something something fandom happened. I made a joke about Fenris/Justice and Tumblreffingshamwow totally egged me on. This is probably the only relatively tame chapter, and I'd still suggest putting down your drink. It arcs up pretty fast. (You can blame Fallen London for the mushroom wine. It just seemed like a very Darktown thing to do, and you can't convince me the Hanged Man doesn't serve some sincerely questionable things.)
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