Title: A Touch of Mint
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Artemis ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: That's an awful lot of leg, questionable lighting
Notes: Yes, something like that corset does appear in Rhapsody. Yes, on Artemis. Yes, with matching knickers, and they do end up somewhere rather entertaining. No, I'm not quite sure what the fuck he's doing up Sundermount in a corset, but I liked the sunset, so fuck off.
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Title: Princess Artie
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Artemis ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Good looking dude in a dress of questionable vintage.
Notes: So, maverikloki and I got into a godshitting silly-ass discussion this morning, during which I might have threatened 'Disney Princess Artemis Hawke'. *coughs* Man, I can't even claim to have been drunk, for this. Just hungry and exhausted.
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Title: Making Trouble
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Anton ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: Anton is such a fucking troublemaker. Don't give me that look. No one believes you.
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Title: For Our Amusement
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Cormac ♂, Artemis ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: "Magic is not for your amusement!" Anders says to Sigrun, but Artemis and Cormac very much disagree. Magic is very much for their amusement.
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Title: Ambiguously Brotherly Affection
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Cormac ♂, Artemis ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: Cormac and Artemis looking a little less than entirely innocent. For once, not Cormac's fault.
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Title: The Brothers Hawke
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dudes
Notes: CANON ARTS FOR RHAPSODY? *gasp* Yeah, so, I was trying to kickstart my art vibe again, so I could finish these commissions. This happened. Reminder that Rhapsody has three of Hawke, all of them Purple. Jokes about Malcolm Hawke running out of toner to the left, please.
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Title: The First Son
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Malcolm Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L1 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Imploding templar.
Notes: Sort of a prequel to Rhapsody in Ass Major, so there are three of Hawke. Warning for gruesome but not terribly explicit application of Crushing Prison. Malcolm Hawke had always expected one of his children would be a mage. It was nearly inescapable, between Leandra's family and himself. But, he hadn't expected this.
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Title: 5+1: The Flagpole
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Hawke ♂, Karl ♂, Nathaniel ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: E (L2 N4Â S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, smut, prostitution
Notes: Anders isn't just well-hung, he's outrageously hung, and it's actually a problem. (This started as a joke in Rhapsody, and then it got out of hand.)
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Title: If You Blow Chunks and He Comes Back…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Hawke♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Vomit. Liek woah. And the internet is for porn, dysfunctional relationships are dysfunctional, Anders has some fucking issues.
Notes: Anders explains to Fenris, over a bottle of Antivan brandy, the critically mortifying circumstances by which he ended up throwing up in Hawke's bed. Fenris is thoroughly entertained. (Established Anders/Hawke and Fenris/Anders, with a bit of ongoing rivalry.)
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Title: Until It Hurts
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Carver ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, Carver wants brain bleach, legendary warden stamina, waking the neighbours
Notes: Fenris hasn't been able to figure out what the hell Anders is doing with Hawke. More in the sense of 'why' than 'what', although a little bit of the 'what' answers the 'why'. Anders finally ends up telling the story of the first time he and Hawke did interesting naked things.
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