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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 376
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: M (L3Â N2 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: 'Villainy', ass-banditry, exciting uses for office furniture
Notes: In which Anton plays the damsel to Cullen's villain, and a desk is misused.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 375
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Alternate uses for cream cakes, 'dragon bone' jokes
Notes: Cullen is displeased with the latest Gazette headline. Anton, regrettably, admits to finding no further insight into the Bone Pit.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 370
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, dreadful flirting
Notes: More swording and spooning.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 369
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, return of Tevinter assbaby jokes
Notes: Getting spoony over swording. Fantastic uses for whiskey and cream.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 368
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Talk of revolution, uncomfortable flirting
Notes: Red lyrium, revolutionaries, and Cullen getting a little closer to Anders than he ever particularly meant to.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 367
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Corpses, talk of revolution, flashbacks, gross flirting
Notes: Unfortunate discoveries, in the wake of demons. The Scholar is found, at last.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 366
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Tuesday in Kirkwall — demons, blood magic, and the Knight-Captain.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 364
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Meredith ♀, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of blowing shit up, discussions of mass-murder
Notes: Ella learns Meredith's next plan, and Cullen must make a decision. Anders makes a very different decision, and Cormac checks his plans for sense and reason.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 358
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party, more flagpole jokes
Notes: Sebastian, no! Anton and Anders to the rescue. Natia has her eye on a particular brother.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 357
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party
Notes: Anton vs. Orlais. Fine elven craftsmanship. The introduction of Andrastian sausage. Varric to the rescue.
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