Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 381

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May 022016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 381
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: The fine art of blowing shit up, canon-typical violence
Notes: Kirkwall watches the Chantry come down. Meredith's wrath will not be subdued.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 378

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May 022016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 378
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀, Orsino ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Magebane, talk of an Annulment
Notes: Meredith starts a war. Cullen prepares to end it.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 377

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May 022016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 377
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: 'Villainy', ass-banditry, exciting uses for office furniture, the internet is for porn
Notes: It is an extremely good thing that Anton's desk is so sturdy, and that any Orlesians are on the other side of a locked door.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 376

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May 022016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 376
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: M (L3 N2 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: 'Villainy', ass-banditry, exciting uses for office furniture
Notes: In which Anton plays the damsel to Cullen's villain, and a desk is misused.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 375

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Apr 302016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 375
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Alternate uses for cream cakes, 'dragon bone' jokes
Notes: Cullen is displeased with the latest Gazette headline. Anton, regrettably, admits to finding no further insight into the Bone Pit.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 370

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Apr 302016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 370
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, dreadful flirting
Notes: More swording and spooning.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 369

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Apr 302016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 369
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, return of Tevinter assbaby jokes
Notes: Getting spoony over swording. Fantastic uses for whiskey and cream.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 368

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Apr 302016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 368
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Talk of revolution, uncomfortable flirting
Notes: Red lyrium, revolutionaries, and Cullen getting a little closer to Anders than he ever particularly meant to.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 367

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Apr 302016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 367
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Corpses, talk of revolution, flashbacks, gross flirting
Notes: Unfortunate discoveries, in the wake of demons. The Scholar is found, at last.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 366

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Apr 302016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 366
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Tuesday in Kirkwall — demons, blood magic, and the Knight-Captain.
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