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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 186
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hawkeward Hawke-on-Hawke action, Anders is not ok
Notes: Spin the bottle continues out into more interesting kisses.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 185
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V1 D1)
Warnings: A lot of kissing, a little slapping
Notes: A game of Wicked Grace turns into a game of spin the bottle.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 183
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L2Â N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Ridiculous smut, completely ridiculous smut, put down your drink, accidental voyeurism
Notes: Someday, Carver will learn to stop opening doors without knocking. That day is not today.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 182
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: E (L2Â N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Ridiculous smut, completely ridiculous smut, put down your drink
Notes: The Knight-Captain takes on the Ass-Bandit. A duel of meatswords begins in earnest.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 181
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Wine, mirrors, and bad Orlesian novels
Notes: Cullen asks advice of Goatilda. Anton has some ideas involving mirrors.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 179
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Death, destruction, misuse of lyrium
Notes: Artemis is extremely displeased that he's not allowed to solve this problem. Nonetheless, the problem gets solved, in ways that make Cullen nervous.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 178
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Ella ♀, Ser Keran ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Blood, guts, trouble in the ranks
Notes: Anders to the rescue. Anton is pissed. Cormac doesn't want to have to tell Artemis.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 177
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Ella ♀, Ser Loren ♂, Ser Keran ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Brotherly ribbing, face-punching, serious stabbing
Notes: Anton is terribly amused. Then, Carver picks a fight that doesn't go the way he meant.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 164
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: E (L3 N0 S0Â V4 D0)
Warnings: Explicit discussion of past abuse
Notes: Cormac gets the answers he doesn't want, but does need. Cullen still wishes he wasn't having this conversation.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 163
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Discussion of past abuse
Notes: Cormac admits to some things. Cullen tries very hard not to admit to anything.
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