Title: Do Not Cuddle the Pineapples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A surprisingly small amount of bare chest
Notes: Anders is having trouble convincing Pounce he doesn't belong in the fruit basket.
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Title: Candy-Sword
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A scantily-clad elf licking questionable things
Notes: Something a little more stabby than a candy cane for Theron, this year. Just as delicious, though!
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Title: Pastry With Extra Bear
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothing more exciting than a man in a large fluffy towel
Notes: Cormac will put up with a lot for some fresh pastry, sometimes even including the Orlesian chefs at Skyhold.
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Title: A Winter Fruit
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Elf in a speedo. I dunno, this one just feels trashy.
Notes: The favourite assassin of a good half of youse in a hot spring with oranges. Why not yuzu? Because I'm pretty sure I know where to find Thedosian oranges, less so Thedosian yuzu.
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Title: The Winey Hawke
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A punchbowl of wine and dat ass
Notes: "That's not an improvement, Varric!"
Artemis has started the party. Now it just needs more elves.
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Title: Unmanaged Mischief
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare chest and a bit of thigh
Notes: Anders, for Kye. Everyone involved in this is obviously up to something.
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Title: Several Bottles Later
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian and shirtless friend
Notes: And in the end, everyone's gotten what they deserved. One templar knocked down a peg, one southern barbarian with a hangover and a crick in his back.
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Title: In the Autumn Air
Fandom: Magelight Chronicles
Characters: Noctis ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Fully dressed, in a skin-tight bodysuit. YMMV.
Notes: I dunno. I alternately love this one and hate this one. I got nothing. Noctis, for Nava.
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Title: The Stretching Swordmaster
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One swording professional in little more than a thong
Notes: Carver, for Badger. What's going on here? No idea. Ridiculous pinup pose is ridiculous.
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Title: The Privilege of Being Right
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Ser John ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Nobody is quite dressed, but the attempt has been made. The wine is implied.
Notes: "I told you it wasn't impossible."
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