Red Hot and Blue Neon

Title: Red Hot and Blue Neon
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A dude in a minidress
Notes: Because sometimes you need somebody to dress up as a hooker for a distraction, and it's absolutely not going to be Scully. Langly looks a little less than thrilled with this, but the rest of the party has probably walked into a couple of door frames by now.