Title: Advent Calendar 08: Black Annunciation
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Verlucien
Rating:Â T" height="16px" src="https://penbrydd.groundline.net/wp-content/luxintenebris/rating/PG13.jpg" width="32px" height="16px" /> (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked vampire with a side of blasphemy and goats.
Notes: First motherfucker to make a Depeche Mode joke gets a punch in the teeth. Verlucien's not quite old enough for this, but it's funny anyway.
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Title: Advent Calendar 07: Christmas Stockings
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Malachai Schade
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)Â
Warnings: Naked vampire.
Notes: Chai's never really gotten the hang of Christmas. Hanging big, fuzzy socks over the fire to get filled with little presents? Totally outside his comprehension. Besides, Santa's supposed to come at night, and he only sleeps when it's light out.
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Title: Advent Calendar 06: A Supper of Doves
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Kerrith
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked vampire in public space!
Notes: I'm going to try to get each vampire in an image with an animal, and this week, it's Kerrith and his dog, who would really like those doves. Which, to be fair, are probably for him, since it's not like Kerr's going to be eating them.
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Title: Advent Calendar 05: Holy Blood
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Damianos
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked vampire in a church.
Notes: Damianos the Kushite would like to remind you that some vampires do not get paler as they age — they get darker. He counts himself lucky to have retained his taste for some foods and drinks, even if they do have to be touched by a god, before he can have them. Also? Sucks to your HSS. Dark skin is a pain in my ass, and there is no HSS in this image, because after eight hours, I still couldn't get it not to have a blinding white reflection.
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Title: Advent Calendar 04: Christmas Cheer
Fandom: Lost Souls
Characters: Christian
Rating:Â T" height="16px" src="https://penbrydd.groundline.net/wp-content/luxintenebris/rating/PG13.jpg" width="32px" height="16px" /> (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Artfully arranged nude vampire.
Notes: Have I mentioned how much I hate glass? Because I hate glass. I'm pretty sure it's not Santa that he's waiting for. Not with that much Chartreuse.
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Title: Advent Calendar 03: The Exothermic Solution
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Verlucien
Rating: T" height="16px" src="https://penbrydd.groundline.net/wp-content/luxintenebris/rating/PG13.jpg" width="32px" height="16px" /> (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Vampire in nothing but socks, back to the camera.
Notes: So, the humour here is in the thermal socks, which only work for endothermic creatures and other stuff that's already warm. Fire, on the other hand? Totally the correct answer. (I know, I know, it's not funny if I have to explain it.) I like to think those socks are by way of Land's End, because they make the best damn polar fleece socks in history.
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Title: Advent Calendar 02: A Delightfully Deadly Chill
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Malachai Schade
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked vampire. Much like the rest of this advent calendar will be.
Notes: No, I'm really not just lazy with Chai's expressions. He just usually looks like he's going to choke a bitch. Also, totally an alternate universe. Chai hung out with polar bears, in the arctic north, not dragons.
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Title: Advent Calendar 01: Reclining Vampire with Cherries
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Kerrith
Rating: T" height="16px" src="https://penbrydd.groundline.net/wp-content/luxintenebris/rating/PG13.jpg" width="32px" height="16px" /> (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked vampire, artfully arranged.
Notes: On the first day of Christmas, some asshole artist gave to me…
A vampire with a cherry tree!
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