Advent Calendar 08: Black Annunciation

Title: Advent Calendar 08: Black Annunciation
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Verlucien
Rating:  T" height="16px" src="https://penbrydd.groundline.net/wp-content/luxintenebris/rating/PG13.jpg" width="32px" height="16px" /> (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked vampire with a side of blasphemy and goats.
Notes: First motherfucker to make a Depeche Mode joke gets a punch in the teeth. Verlucien's not quite old enough for this, but it's funny anyway.