Jul 152012

Title: What devilry is this?
Fandom: Lost Souls AU
Characters: F-listMalachai Schade, Zillah
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless vampire does not understand pizza or iPhone.
Notes: LOLvampires, part 1. Chai doesn’t eat food, but Zillah does, sometimes. Ordering pizza? Totally beyond Chai’s comprehension. Give the guy a break, he’s ignored most of the technological breakthroughs of the last two millennia. I’m pretty sure that pizza’s going to be a Hawaiian style with honey-mustard dipping sauce.

"Pizza, old man. I’m ordering a pizza." He sighed at Chai’s complete lack of understanding. "I eat. You don’t. Don’t eat the delivery boy. I don’t care how cute he is. You live here, and that counts as shitting where you eat."

Chai had heard the word, but it was some sort of human food, so he never paid it much mind. He was much more interested in the peculiar device Zillah was speaking into. He had one. Took it off of some guy he left in an alley, a few weeks back, but he couldn’t figure out what to do with it. It seemed the younger vampire knew. Really, it seemed he knew a lot of things Chai had just ignored as irrelevant annoyances of an evolving world.