Title: A Nightmare at Rest
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Ya boi wearin' the short shorts
Notes: Leofric, for EarlGreyer. A moderately non-threatening Frick, for a change.
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Title: Heralds of Change and Dreams
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Elven side-butt
Notes: The Herald of Change would really like it if people would quit waking him up at different hours every day. Fen'Din, for the Secret Companion.
(This is the 300th Artist's Choice Pinup! Thanks to all the patrons who made this possible!)
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Title: A Bored Stoneshaper
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Daylen Amell ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt
Notes: Daylen, for Earl, of course. Much like Peryn always looks stoned, Daylen always looks tired. *laughs* I guess there's only so much of a pirate's life some people can take.
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Title: Old Ways in New Places
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Mostly-shirtless dude with a very low-slung skirt
Notes: Cormac, for the Secret Companion. Sometimes, you just want to perpetuate stereotypes about where you grew up…
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Title: Delightful Nightmare
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings:
Notes:
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Title: Refreshingly Spicy
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some very short shorts
Notes: Artemis, for Anda, because really, sometimes you just need more Slutty Hawke.
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Title: The Light of an Unseen Sun
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily-clad elf
Notes: So, I forgot to update my list, and I made a pinup for somebody who's not paying me for pinups any more. *laughs* Anyway, assume the title is a reference to something involving elves and titans. and dwarves falling into the sky
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Title: A Shrine to the Wedding Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's Peryn in a thong. Enough said.
Notes: Peryn's not good at this Southern stuff, but he tries! He has come to make an offering to the Wedding Goat, so the spirits will favour his proposal. For Earl, of course.
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Title: Doglord's Foothold
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothin' but fancy shorts and a trashy pose
Notes: Bit of a nod to some ruins in the Hinterlands of Ferelden, with extra Dales-era wolf statue. And extra Lord Dog. For the Secret Companion.
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Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:
I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.
And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.
what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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