The Sight of Blood

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May 222022
 

Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:

I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.

And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.

what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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May Pinup 01 – Sharkhunter

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May 102022
 

Title: Sharkhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless merman
Notes: MerMay begins with the eater of souls, Leofric of Elmridge, for the Secret Companion. If somebody's gonna hunt large predators in any environment, it's gonna be him. (Which is sort of how he got killed, when you consider it…)
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March Pinup 02 – A Mageflower of Another Colour

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Mar 152022
 

Title: A Mageflower of Another Colour
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad magical bear with a tasty-looking cocktail
Notes: How many mageflowers is too many for one family? Cormac thinks they can get away with one more, at least for the moment. For Kitta.
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February Pinup 03 – The Sun Beneath the Stone

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Feb 152022
 

Title: The Sun Beneath the Stone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One tidily draped sheet and some side-butt.
Notes: There's some lore in there about the lure of raw lyrium and dwarves falling into the sky, but the important thing is definitely Ser Peryn's designs for the evening. For Kitta.
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