Title: Make Your Own Good Time
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt on a pair of ice sculptures
Notes: Okay, I know, it's Artie, he'd use stone instead of ice, but… continuation from 2019. :D
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Title: It's Good For What Ails You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: There's an awful lot of wine
Notes: Do I mean Artie? Do I mean wine? Let's go with yes. Yeah, I know, every year y'all vote in Artie, and every year I give him wine.
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Title: Virile and 'Virtuous'
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A glowing dagger and a lot of leg
Notes: Artemis, for Anda. Artie's so often trashy that I wanted to make a reminder that he's also an absolute badass. A slutty badass, with fighting skills no one's seen in a thousand years. Yes, I know, this fandom is supposed to get culture jokes, not virtue jokes, but ask me if I care.
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Title: Elven Glory
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A lot of skin, including the side of the legendary Hawke Ass
Notes: For Anda, Artemis posing with some elven culture — er, glory.
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Title: The Banana Hammock
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A dude in swimwear
Notes: Artemis, for Kitta, who was probably thinking something very else when 'banana hammock' entered the conversation.
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Title: Ancient Elven C…outure
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's like a bikini, except feathers
Notes: To go with the elven c…ulture. *laughs* Artemis, for Anda.
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Title: A Hawke and Other Birds
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One shirtless mage boozing it up
Notes: Ain't no party like a Hawke beach party! Somebody get this mage another drink.
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Title: Who Needs Reindeer?
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Sure as hell not this Hawke. A response to Theron's insistently Orlesian celebrations of years gone by.
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Title: The Goose That Came to Dinner
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Wine and miniskirts
Notes: One goose, one Hawke, and a great deal of wine.
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Title: Well-Decorated
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt
Notes: Artie's got the tree done, and Anton better keep the dog away from it. And the dragonlings.
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