May 122025
 

Title: Soon to be Empty
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt. I don't know what that's a glass of, but it sure is purple.
Notes: I'm sure I was making jokes about psionics and fluid dispersal while I was working on this, but now I remember none of them. Suffice to say the glass is no longer full.
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May 082025
 

Title: Lion of the Deep
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Your favourite Knight-Captain, but as a fish.
Notes: I wonder if lions are grand fictional horrors, if one lives under the sea, like sailors tell tales of krakens and sea serpents… Anyway, here's Cullen, for our Badger.
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May 062025
 

Title: A Shell of a Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-mage, half-fish, no shirt
Notes: Kinnon, for Earl Greyer, lounging in a pile of very large shells. And I think to myself, is this like dragonbone for the surface folk? And now I'm going to be lost in consideration of giant sea creatures…
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May 052025
 

Title: A Pretty Lure
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-elf, half-fish, half shirt
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, it's MerMay. And what does the poll say? You absolute lunatics have asked for the finest fish of the underdark. My co-author Maverik did a memorable lanternfish!Jarlaxle a few years back, so I'm sticking with the theme, here, or at least the lantern.
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Apr 102025
 

Title: Easter Egg(head)
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Hafidha Gates
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bad lighting?
Notes: There's another Langly one, later this month, that will… not explain this at all, but will at least complement it. IDFK, I got a bug about cyberpunk Easter. Y'all lucky there's only two of these…
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Apr 082025
 

Title: Don't Let Anton Catch You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One magical bear, no shirt, a lot of leg
Notes: Cormac, for the Secret Companion, juggling the painted eggs of some sort of mid-sized draconid. Anton, the dragon-loving brother, would not be amused.
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Apr 072025
 

Title: Working Man vs Non-Working Parts
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dweeb.
Notes: Well, this month's poll came up tied Vexation with Manhammer Does Thedas, from which I could only determine y'all were just thirsty for Langly. I went with Vex, because I had some stupid ideas that came out poorly. But, this one's pretty solid! :D

I'm pretty sure we've all had that moment where you're in the middle of a build and you absolutely have four of those things, and … none of them are compatible.
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