Title: J Edgar Becomes a Perpetual Motion Turbine in His Grave
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Dan Brady ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Gay superman, but with less bodysuit and more necktie. Nothing you wouldn't see at the beach
Notes: Birb and I were joking he must have gotten called into work in the middle of a Pride parade, because there's no way in hell he'd be caught dead in that within forty blocks of the Hoover building otherwise.
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Title: Unsubtle and Unapologetic
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: Langly ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare shoulders and tasteless decor
Notes: It might be a little pink for his usual aesthetic, but hey, it's the distance between here and laid, innit?
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Title: What Part of No…
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Kim of Bedlam ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Man-tiddy and a bit of thigh
Notes: Y'all bitches (affectionate) set me up for Pride with way, way too many immediately hetero-adjacent characters (actually straight, heteroflexible, queer with beer, bisexual and closeted…). But, I can work with this, because I'm magic.
But, for openers, here's Kimi, who isn't even pretending to be straight. Or interested. But, he's definitely fashionable, and very aware of the impression he makes.
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Title: Fine Figure of a Fish
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Micah Kirklund ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-man, half-fish, no shirt
Notes: Courtesy of Kye's tenner, we've got some Pixiebait, this month! A very merry Pixday to us all, and Micah here in sapphire and copper as a gift to all of us!
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Title: The Archmage Who Didn't Ask
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt… also no patience
Notes: … your opinion, Jarlaxle. Please envision the world's most annoying rogue, according to 3/3 people who put up with him regularly, standing just out of frame, and having the sorts of opinions he tends to, at the perfect volume to distract anyone but Kimmuriel. Brothers, am I right?
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Title: A Memory of Fish
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half man, half fish, no shirt
Notes: For our Birb, yet another Chaz-fish. :D Less dramatic than in years past. Not sure if I'm losing my touch, here, or if I just had a bout of 'Chaz deserves to be happy, dammit!'
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Title: Not Even Underwater
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half man, half fish, half shirt, now with bonus stabby implements
Notes: He does not like you with a goat / He does not like you in a boat / He does not like you undersea / He does not like you, can't you see? Entreri wouldn't think I was funny, either.
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Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Iblis ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt
Notes: An exceedingly damp bureaucrat, still engaged in the exchange of coin for regrettable occurrences.
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Title: Saltwater Sass Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-fish, half-mage, half-shirt
Notes: Artie, for the Secret Companion. It is clearly an error on my part that we have not had any deep-sea Artemis until this point, but this month, we've got two Artemeese!
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Title: Soon to be Empty
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt. I don't know what that's a glass of, but it sure is purple.
Notes: I'm sure I was making jokes about psionics and fluid dispersal while I was working on this, but now I remember none of them. Suffice to say the glass is no longer full.
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