Aug 182020
 

Title: A Blessing Interrupted
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Irbanal , Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes, one not quite a furry
Notes: You pray to the spirits once; you get a halla. You pray to the spirits again; you get Irbanal. It is maybe time to stop praying to the spirits.
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Aug 112020
 

Title: Stealth Cow
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Kaaras Adaar
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Beer is strongly implied. Shirts are less strongly implied.
Notes: Of all the things Manhammer never expected, getting snuck up on by a qunari probably topped the list.
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Jul 282020
 

Title: Do I Look Dalish to You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian and some almost invisible arrows of implied violence
Notes: Unfortunately, I really picked the wrong arrows for this, and they're almost invisible against the fence. Also, these are getting harder to do… As of this moment, I'm taking one-sentence/phrase prompts for Manhammer Does Thedas, because I just cannot brain that much, that fast, but there are more of you than there are of me. :D
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Jul 142020
 

Title: An In-Depth Discussion
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Fen'Din
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mostly-shirtless barbarian
Notes: Fen'Din fuckin' up everybody's reality, all the time. This halla still doesn't have a name. Manhammer and I are taking suggestions.
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Jun 302020
 

Title: The Dalish Opinion
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ellana Lavellan , Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian, bad lighting
Notes: Manhammer is just trying to get some work done, but Ellana wants to know the halla's name. Manhammer suggests she should ask it. (Yes, kicking him into that bucket would be an appropriate response.)

I ran out of time on this one, and you can tell…
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Jun 232020
 

Title: A Halla Cannot Live on Magic Alone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Master Dennet
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: "How the blight would you know? It's not like I've seen any other halla in your stables!"

Master Dennet would like to remind this Orlesian upstart that that is not a horse. Manhammer would like to point out that yes, that's exactly the point.
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