Title: Sweets for the Sweet
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad drow with chocolates
Notes: Hey, if there's one thing Jarlaxle's good at, it's being completely over the top. You have no idea how difficult it was for me not to make this card read 'Chocolate Salty Balls'. Anyway, another 4×5 valentine for your favourite Forgotten Realms fan.
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Title: Space Hamster Love
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Minsc ♂, Boo
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: So, I'm not even sure what the fuck set this off, but about four hours ago, somebody said something about Minsc and Boo, and now we have a Miniature Giant Space Hamster valentine card, because why work on things I should be doing, when I could just not. *coughcough* Anyway, this would probably look best on a 4×5 index card, should you plan to print one and stick it on somebody's monitor.
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Title: The Artemeese
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Magelight Chronicles, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Artemisia â™…, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One assassin in slightly less than an entire shirt, less cleavage than you'd see on the evening news
Notes: A wallpaper for @Maverik, my badass co-author, featuring Artemis Entreri, Artemisia, and Artemis Hawke! You will notice a distinct lack of the goddess, here, because neither of us have written her… to my knowledge. On second thought, there may be an extended version of this, next year, with EVEN MORE Artemeese.
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Title: A Murderous Chill
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless in snow, yet again. No actual stabbing.
Notes: Nothing like a self-destructing improvised weapon, for those mid-winter assassinations…
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Title: A Surprise
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare arms and midriff
Notes: What's an assassination but the surprise gift of a knife?
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Title: In Keeping With the Season
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad assassin in snow
Notes: If you're going to keep a poisoned blade, why not do it seasonally! Everyone appreciates a fashionable assassination.
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Title: The Centre of Attention
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily-clad assassin looks less than thrilled about it
Notes: Someone should not have made that bet, I see…
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Title: Too Much Egg; Not Enough Nog
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Side-butt, if you think there's no rum in that cup you're wrong
Notes: The second of two Artemeese appears! Entreri is wholly unconvinced about this whole … eggnog business.
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Title: One of Those Harvest Festival Things
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle ♂, Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings:
Notes: Entreri learns yet again never to bet against Jarlaxle when his wardrobe is at stake.
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Title: The Streets of Calimshan
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nice abs, nicer shoulders
Notes: So, months ago, I did Jarlaxle, and then … like… never followed through with Entreri, because WHO HAS THE BRAIN? Not me, clearly. No post, because test shot, but here's yer man and all. I'm not quite happy with him, yet, but I'm going to have to try to use him in a few things before I figure out where I screwed up.
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