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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 9
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Cullen ♂, Alain ♂, Ser Marlein♀
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A few colourful turns of phrase
Notes: A strange disappearance. Fenris is appreciated by the cats.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 8
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Cassandra Pentaghast♀, Cullen ♂,
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A few colourful turns of phrase
Notes: Letters from Starkhaven. A Nevarran visitor.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 7
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Hahren Reeba♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, First Enchanter Tim ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: A few colourful words, a theoretical bottle of celebratory booze
Notes: Merrill and Anton change what it means to be an elf in Kirkwall. Anton and Cullen introduce the new First Enchanter.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 6
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Serendipity ⚧, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Gamlen Amell ♂, Charade ♀, Fenris ♂, Ser Thrask ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: An abundance of dick jokes
Notes: A celebration of the election of the new Viscount of Kirkwall. Drunken meat jokes in abundance.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 5
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Orana ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Ella ♀, Seneschal Bran ♂, Donnic ♂,
Warnings: A few colourful words
Notes: Artemis receives a letter. The viscount election begins.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 4
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A handful of judgements and dirty words
Notes: Cullen makes some decisions about the future of the Order, in Kirkwall. Merrill, Natia, and Artemis continue to discuss renovations to the alienage.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 3
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: 'Dainty princess Hawke' and other less-savoury names
Notes: Concerns about the alienage, now that there are less obstacles to bettering conditions in Kirkwall.
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Title: Assing it Up: Three Years in Kirkwall
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Varric uses words.
Notes: After the Chantry comes down, the Hawkes are left to help Kirkwall recover, but without one of their own. The circle needs a new First Enchanter; the city needs a viscount and a grand cleric; the bulk of the population needs help rebuilding and repairing the damage from decades of neglect. And Sebastian returns to Starkhaven, to plot his revenge.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 394
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A bunch of mouthy sods yapping, get the box of tissues now
Notes: Anders checks on Fenris. Cullen brings word to the people of the changes soon to pass. Some mages decide not to stick around, after all.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 393
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Arguments in the bath, discussions in bed
Notes: Carver and Merrill talk about the future. Sebastian continues to make an ass of himself.
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