Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 20
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, somebody gets peed on
Notes: Artemis is not coping well, and has decided that 'shitfaced on Anders's floor' is an appropriate state of being. Anders disagrees, at least with the shitfaced and on the floor parts.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 19
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating:Â E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton's mouth, zero relationship skills, Cullen has no idea what he's doing, teh gay, nude dudes, interesting uses for syrup
Notes: A great lot more licking.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 18
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating:Â E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton's mouth, zero relationship skills, Cullen has no idea what he's doing, teh gay, nude dudes, interesting uses for syrup
Notes: Anton and Cullen get creative with dessert, part 1.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 17
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton's mouth, zero relationship skills
Notes: Cullen meets Bethany at last!
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 16
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Zero relationship skills, almost violence, ugly relationship issues
Notes: Artemis makes a minor miscalculation. Fenris makes an actual mistake. This is the angst chapter of angst and angst. If you don't like angsty cliffhangers, there's more fluff due tomorrow, with Anton and Cullen.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 15
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Fereldan food is terrible, Cullen has no idea what he's doing, no one is drunk enough for Anton
Notes: Some lovely, fluffy Anton/Cullen.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 13
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Dead slavers, sewers, dick jokes, zero relationship skills, Cormac is still fucked up, Artemis isn't much better
Notes: Dick jokes. Anders is talented in the strangest ways. A semi-permanent installation of the cellar-apostate.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 12
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Dead slavers, sewers, dick jokes, zero relationship skills, Cormac is still fucked up, Artemis isn't much better
Notes: A matter of keys. Signs of affection, among broody death elves. A distinct lack of Anders.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 11
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Leandra Amell ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Artemis is not screwed in straight, Cormac is not okay, decaying corpses, dead slavers, sewers, dick jokes
Notes: The cleaning of the cellar begins. You knew this was coming.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 10
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, teh gay, buttsex, zero relationship skills
Notes: At last, the party comes to an end… More shenanigans to follow.
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