Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 31
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Aveline ♀, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S2 V1 D0)
Warnings: Anders gets painted up like a sexy raccoon, dick jokes, Artemis learns to share, Cormac's good with whatever, Anders is so down, teh gay
Notes: First, Anders gets very unlucky. Then Anders gets very lucky.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 29
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Anton cheats at cards, Cormac is clueless, Anders is hopeless, teh gay, old gods jokes, an awful lot of licking
Notes: Just some pleasantly amusing fucking around at home…
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 28
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Violence, threats of further violence, Anders has a death wish, Bethany's an Entropy mage, Fenris is irate, mages, everyone's doing Isabela except not, strong implications of femslash and het
Notes: What was that about Anders and a death wish? a.k.a, the chapter where Anders hands Fenris his ass over Artemis.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 27
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton demonstrates a relationship skill!, nightmares, PTSD, references to past systemic abuse, demons, no blood magic
Notes: Cullen has nightmares. Cullen also has a tightly wound smite reflex. This building also contains Anders.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 26
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Zero relationship skills, Cullen is getting sappy, Anton's a goddamn moron
Notes: Oh, Anton. Get a grip… Not on that… Well… That works too…
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 25
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Heavily implied het, unintentional voyeurism, Carver can't catch a break, zero relationship skills, Cullen is getting sappy, Anton's mouth
Notes: Cullen's got ideas. Cullen's got a plan. Anton's… well… Anton.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 24
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Zero relationship skills, sibling rivalry, Cormac is taking things well, Fenris is not
Notes: The morning after. Anton goes to get Fenris to help him stab things, and Cormac congratulates Artemis.
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 23
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, Artemis is fucked right up, Anders has some issues, teh gay, the internet is for porn, inappropriate uses for magic
Notes: SUPER HAPPY FUNTIMES. By which I mean 'smut'.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 22
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, Artemis is fucked right up, Anders has some issues, teh gay, the internet is for porn
Notes: Anders had never been able to resist a pretty face for long. And Artemis really is the pretty one of the Hawke brothers.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 21
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N3 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, bathtub shenanigans, Anders is possessed of infinite patience
Notes: Artemis needs a bath. Fortunately for him, Anders is there to help with that.
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