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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 146
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Branson ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Jethann ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D1)
Warnings: Threats of impending doom for all, jokes about pee, ANTON NO, Isabela… maybe?
Notes: Observations on brothers and brotherhood.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 145
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Branson ♂, Jethann ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Anti-elvish sentiment, facepunching, strippers, it's a Hawke party – what were you expecting?
Notes: Not all the Rutherfords are as delightfully charming as Cullen and Mia.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 144
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Anders has some issues, Anders has some more issues, referenced past abuse, Fenris has some issues with Anders's issues
Notes: Anders is so far from okay, he couldn't find it with a chart and a telescope.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 143
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Jethann ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Anders has some issues, drinking to remember, suicidal stupidity, referenced past abuse
Notes: And this is why Anders doesn't drink so much, any more…
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 142
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Donnic ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Tasteless jokes, heavy drinking, Cullen's abject inability to dance
Notes: The night before the wedding, Anton throws a wild party.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 141
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Mia ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Sandal ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shouting, disgruntled siblings, magical experiments
Notes: An end to some difficulties.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 140
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angry shouting in Elvish, maybe an 'elven culture' joke
Notes: This eluvian is pining for the fjords!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 138
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Carver is a jerk, Anton is irrepressibly absurd and obscene, Isabela writes Arishok porn and leaves it in weird places
Notes: The art of being Knight-Captain. A Cullen-centric interlude.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 134
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris and Anders may not be killing each other but it doesn't mean they have to like it, Anders cites some gross-out moments from the tower, discussions of Cormac's toys, flirting
Notes: More explorations of Tevinter history and commentary on some more personal history.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 132
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Donnic ♂, Varric ♂
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Aveline is not amused, Anton is less amused,
Notes: An unexpected celebration to which no one was invited. Cullen still sucks at Wicked Grace.
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