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Title: The Care and Naming of Hawkes: Cormac
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Malcolm Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Malcolm Hawke's A+ parenting, children, children peeing on things, pregnancy/birth
Notes: Among the common people of Ferelden, accidents, disease, and malnutrition frequently end the lives of young children. The tradition, therefore, became to name a healthy child in their second or third year. Malcolm Hawke's second child is due within days, by the time he takes his first to the Chantry, to be named. The tradition continues, and the second takes the nameless place of the first, until it is his turn.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 278
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: Anders is nobody's master, but none of them quite believe that.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 277
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: An abundance of elves move into a dilapidated, haunted estate. What could go wrong?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 275
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Anders ♂, Leliana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Inappropriate flirtation, politics, canon-typical violence
Notes: Politics, politics, and wild parties some people are sorry they missed, even as others are grateful.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 272
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, red lyrium
Notes: Varric finds what he's looking for. Fenris talks him out of keeping it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 271
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence from canon-atypical sources
Notes: Things go from interesting to worse. The house stops throwing furniture and starts throwing larger things.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 270
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence from canon-atypical sources
Notes: The latest in Kirkwall Murder Chic, now with a flying library.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 269
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Flirtation, dildo paperweights, that is not how you cope with Fade rifts
Notes: Anders has a plan. Varric has a very different plan.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 268
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, angst
Notes: Carver makes a very bloody point. Then it's time to break the news to Anders.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 265
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating:Â E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, breathplay, fade-fisting
Notes: A bit of a warm-up for what Artie actually intended to do with his evening.
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