Title: Four Colly Birds
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Fluffy bottomed mage
Notes: You can't leave an offering without bringing enough for the birds, and Cormac knows it.
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Title: Five Gold Rings
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad mage
Notes: Artemis finally demonstrates the control he's been chasing all these years.
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Title: Wood for the Fire
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Dude in a loincloth chopping wood
Notes: … in your heart! Cormac's got to keep warm, somehow!
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Title: It's Cold Outside
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A little cloth and a lot of water
Notes: … but who gives a shit about outside? It's warm in here! Artemis enjoys an ancient hot spring.
Title: Not a Label in Sight
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dude
Notes: Cormac's been wrapping gifts of exotic potions all day, but forgot to write the labels as he went… Hopefully someone will remember what's in which box!
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Title: The Most Traditional Holiday Punch
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A mage, a thong, a bottle of wine
Notes: … is one made by Artie. And possibly also drunk by Artie. … I know there's a drunk!Artie joke in here somewhere, but I'll let you fill that in, yourselves.
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Title: A Gift of Hot Meat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: That is an apron. Yes, it is.
Notes: Cormac knows what everyone wants for a holiday: a hot, fresh, meaty feast.
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Title: How to Stay Hot in Winter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: That is a minuscule amount of cloth
Notes: Which is not something Artie needs any help with. Clearly.
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Title: A Pair of Bears
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad mage in snow, with bear
Notes: 'There's a bear behind me, isn't there. Like, an actual bear.' Cormac would like to remind you that he is not, despite the opinions of certain elves, a bear.
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Title: Things Which Are Not Halla
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad mage with a deer
Notes: A Surprisingly Clothed Advent #1, featuring Lord Halla and some sort of deer composed of spare parts.
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