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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 111
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Isabela has opinions, don't pour pee on people Fenris, ass-pirates and swording jokes
Notes: Isabela has a problem, and Anton's determined to solve it, even if it means invoking Aveline's displeasure.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 104
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Unfortunate implications, heart-fondling, ANTON STOP PEEING ON THINGS
Notes: Aveline gets her toenails painted. Artemis avoids getting squished by a golem, for all the wrong reasons.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 103
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: None
Notes: Unexpected guests. Old… 'friends'. Mayhem ensues.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 97
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac's ass, awkward flirting
Notes: AVELINE NO. CORMAC NO. ANDRASTE'S FLAMING ASS, FENRIS! AVELINE YES.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 95
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Knob jokes, strip Grace, absurd and obscene objects
Notes: Wicked Grace, now with the Knight-Captain, who has so very little to lose, but loses it so very well.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 94
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Goat shit, knob jokes
Notes: More goat. Anton's got a bad plan. Aveline's got a terrible plan. Maker forgive us all…
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 93
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating:Â M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings:Â Cormac is not okay, the internet is for porn, AVELINE NO, should I say it with flowers or should I say it with nails
Notes: A pleasure cruise. A not so pleasurable spot of delivering flowers.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 88
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Death, necromancy, serial killer, nobody is okay
Notes: The procession. A return to the estate. Sleep.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 68
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Violence, zealotry, Fenris's mouth
Notes: Missing Qunari, trouble in the Chantry, bad news followed by worse.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 65
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken shenanigans, don't bet that, oh my god Artemis, the internet is for porn
Notes: A game of Wicked Grace goes horribly wrong, for Artemis. Fenris takes advantage of this turn of events, until Artemis turns the tables on him.
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